so i'm definitely not prepared for tomorrow, because school just really sucks ass.
so i decided to give you dirty pick up lines!
copireyetin ahl dis sheit
i hope this makes you smile, just imagine a sexy mitch reading this to you and laugh your heart out (not to hard)
"are you jamaican? because you're jamaican me horny"
"are you japanese? cuz i wanna get in yah japanties"
"are you from ireland? cuz when i look at you my penis is dublin"
"are you british? cuz i want you to dip your crumpets into my tea"
(herp derp im so good at this)
"are you filipino? cuz you sure can fil me up"
"let's play titanic. you be the iceberg and i'll go down."
(and in the midst of english class, my shenanigans and brain collided together for this one)
"you remind me of edgar allen poe because your poenis is so creepy"
...
i hop mi vehre gud pik uhp leinz mad yao smel. :-)
if you were a food you'd be a potato because damn gurl you so lazy
