𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗 𝙶𝚘

𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚋𝚒𝚎

My name is Alexis Parker. I'm fourteen, and I go to one of the best wizarding schools in the world. By that I mean hogwarts. Oh, you're new here? Ok let me explain.

So there is a world inside of yours; hidden where the normal eye can't see it. But there are those select few with the gift to open doors where there's only a wall. What I mean, is that there is magic in this world and you have that gift.

Crazy right? Yeah. Since you and I are so young, and have this gift, we have to learn to control it. So all over the world there are schools. Magic schools. Hogwarts, Beaubaxtons, and a few others. Hogwarts is mainly for the gifted of the UK, but my father went to school here, so despite being American, both you and I get to go there.

Now, I'm on my third year, but you're just starting out so I'll explain the house system. There are four houses to be sorted into; Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor. Each house is unique and the sorting hat puts you into one of these houses, depending on the traits you uphold. For example if you uphold bravery and loyalty, Gryffindor is your house. Kindness and friendship, Hufflepuff. Ambition and wit, Slytherin. Wisdom and creativity, Ravenclaw.

Slytherin sounds evil- it's the house of ambition, not darkness and evil. Honestly, it's been said. Why am I defen- cos I'm a slytherin! God... It's fine. Everyone assumes that it's regular these days. It's 2012, so people are kind of... strange.

So, another thing is house points. Each house gets points for the performance of all the students of that house. At the end of the school year, whichever house has the most house points wins the house cup.

So now that you know that do you want to meet a few of my friends? Ok first let's go to the Ravenclaw side of the train- oh hi Oliver... heh... oh yeah um cya Oliver! Alright shes just over here. Meet Marlowe, my best friend and partner in crime. Yes you two as well, boys. That's Fred and George. Twins. Gryffindor. Trouble. Yes Marlowe of course we can dye Crabbes hair red if Gryffindor gets more then ten points for eating.

Anyways let's go back to the slytherin area I have a few more friends there. Don't tell them you're a muggle though. They're weird that way.

Oh there's one now! Draco! Get your ass over here and say hello! Why- cos I said so. Ugh just say hello dumbass. Oh your father will also be hearing me grow a fuck. Why are you laughing- see? Slytherins are weird, bipolar people. Why else would I be in this house?

Oh you have to go? Ok I'll see you at the ceremony. Don't freak out you'll be fine. You'll do great. Just wing it. Draco don't you- don't do that sweetie he's insane- STOP TELLING THE POOR GIRL TO SMOKE GILLYWEED, PUG FACE THATS DISGUSTING-