"this is not a sexual thing right here its just a soft boy and a fuck boy breaking up cuz bathroom stuff" --foxy (this is a lie. foxy is a liar theh end up making ojt at soem pointm)
do i tag things. ok im gomna tga things just i case
// guns , they make out at some point (its not detailed)
everything in brackets was wrtten by me 👍
gogy goes "sappynappy we ran out of toilet paper and soap, bring me more!"
and sapnap goes "im not your maid bitch!"
and than gogy goes "fuck you sapnap!!"
(and then sapnap goes "rn?")
and than after Gogy tells Sapnap to fuck you Sapnap goes "i know you did not say that to me"
and gogy gets all like HAHAH IM BETTER THAN YOU and he puffs his chest out and goes....
"im cheating on you with Dream"
"you are not!" Sapnap shouts at him angrily
gogy grabs a towl and wipes with it and leavs the room
"your gonna have to clean that OOPS" gogy says angrily closing the door
"if you know whats right for you, your gonna shut your mouth!" Sapnap says strictly getting his fucking gun out (cuz hes from America)
"oh you wont hurt me... im too cute" gogy tells Sapnap with a cute wink trying to use his charm to cover up how afraid he was
"plus im pregnant with Dreams baby" he ads pinning Sapnap to a wall
sapnap sweats AGGRESIVLY gogy looked so cute from this angle but he was cheating with him and he had to be mad at him
"NO!" Sapnap shouts stomping his foot down trying to push away gogy
Gogy ignores it and pushes him face into Sapnaps making them make out
instantly Sapnap forget everything and just enjoys the make out session remebering their first and only date
"i remeber that one time you got me toilet paper for our first and only date" Gogy tells sapnap ending the make out making sapnap remeber everything that just happend
"wait no, FUCK YOU BITCH IM MOENING OUT, GO MOVE IN WITH DREAM OR SOMTHING" Sapnap shouts pushing gogy to the floor
Gogy begins to cry calling Dweam
"bye bye Sappnappy have a shit life" gogy says getting back up to pack up his stuff
"same for you, also im going to call my Karl and Quackity and move in with them"
Sapnap say parting his ways with Gogy making a quick phone call to his beloved Karl
Gogys pov
"hey Dweam, i broke up with shit head Sapnap, can you pick me up and we can live together hapily ever after. ill give you all my cake if you do ;)" i say to Dream hoping i could move in with him
"YEAH SORRY FOR CALLING YOU MY AMAZING HONEY BABY MY NOW EX GOGY JUST BROKE UP WITH ME AND I WANT YOU TO STAY WITH ME" i hear Sapnap yell from the other room
"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" i yell to him covering the phone speaker
"SORRY JUST THE SOUNDS OF A HAPPY RELATIONSSHIP YOU WILL NEVER HAVE!" Sapnap yells back to me
"well that was fucking harsh" i say softly to myself forgetting im on the phone with Dweam
5oh ye, im still on the phone with Dweam... i think to myself
"sowwy dweamy weamy i just had to deal with shit head Sapnap"
ugh ye Sapnap is a fucking shit head, isnt he. anyways uh yeah you can live with me in a box on the street" Dream says with a smile in his voice
"in a fucking box???!!! where the hell is the beautiful mansion you got when i was last over????" i respond angrily wanting to steal Sapnaps gun and fire it at the phone
"uhhh about that.... i actually stole it from someone while they were on vacation... must of thought it was just a rat or a wild animal that got in heheh" he tells me
"IM NOT BEING FUCKING HOMLESS DREAM, THIS PRETTY ASS NEEDS A BED AND THIS PRETTY FACE NEEDS A 1000 DOLLAR POOL!" i respond angrily hanging up on him
(MFS A GOLD DIGGER....)
"well now what the fuck do i do? i cant be homless but Sapnaps is gonna kick me out... maybe i should just pretend i moved in with Dream and instead just live here secretly like a little rat i am" i think to myself pacing around the room
(raccoon arc?$???)
PERFECT!im gonna be a fucking rat!" i yell loud enough for Sapnap to hear
"rat kink... uh anyways Karl..." i hear him say from the other room
i cover my mouth colapsing on the floor trying not to die of laughter
"NOW HE THINKS I HAVE A FUCKING RAT KINK!" i whisper yell to myself trying not to die
(WHAT THR FUKC IS A RAT KINK. WHERE IS FOXY GOIKG EI5H THIS HELP)
ok, now i just need a plan... ill pack all of my stuff, hide it si he thinks im gone than ill just live here
"perfect! your so cool Gogy, you dont need no man!"
heheh now i just need to pack
Sapnaps pov
still being freaked out about Gogys rat kink with Dream but relived he will be gone soon i hang up with Karl and think of all the fun stuff we will do
we can even make a fort and invite all of our friends!
TIME SKIP DRAMA BOUT TO HAPPEN
gogys pov
the plan has worked! now all i need to do is bye things rats eat like beans and crackers i think to myself walking down the side walk
"please help me... anyone please, its so cold out and i havent eaten for like 2 days" i hear a familiar voice say
("its so cold" who thr fucm. ARGBUR IS THAT U.)
i turn around and see Dream, the homeless bitch im supposed to hate
(OH MY GOD)
even though hes homles he still has the same charm he always does even with the mask on
we lock eyes and i begin to blush
his frown turns into a slight smile as he flexes his muscles at me trying to win me back
"g-gogy..."
i stay silent but... seeing him blush and flex at the same time is so goddamn hot...
i look at him wanting to pull off that mask and kiss him
i feel my face get hotter as i follow my heart to him
i soon get close enough that its uncomfortable
i freeze not knowing what to do as he hugs me
it felt so warm and that moment i knew we would be in love and together forever
that is until...
"gogy... im sorry but im actually with someone right now"
(foxy needs to go they will.comtinire this shit tmr. why thr fuck ddi u resd this unless ur in the gc ig thats fien but excuse me wtf /lh)
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bathroom drama 💔 sapnotfound
De Todo"I SPAT OUT GADORADE CUZ OF THINKING OF sapnotfound bathroom drama" -- foxy (this is a crsck fic written by my online friend. they are fso amazing. foxy my beloved" we have ranboo memroy and forgot this existed. pretend it is finsuihed
