I don't own BNHA or any of the art used in this story (But I made the title pages). This isn't canon nor is the ship.
No smut, lemon, or lime, or in short no sexual content.
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Start date ~ 3-15-21
End date ~ ??-??-??
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June 17, 20...
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I don't know how these work since I've never been to one before, I hope you don't get triggered if it's unrealistic, but I thought this would be a good book, so I hope you enjoy it!
"What's up with her and the plush? She's always with it, and if I have to be honest she looks happier with it than when she's with you." Mina asks.
"She's in love. We went to a cat café once... and now she's obsessed with a cat, she saw a plush that looked like it later on and asked me to buy it for her..." Kaminari says, looking at her with the plush.
"Could you explain the story?" Mina asks.
"Sure." Kaminari says, inhaling his breathe, "So as I said we were going to a cat café, after Yaoyorozu said that one had opened--"
Jiro was excited to go since she likes cats, when they went inside, she saw a white cat with green eyes, that's the moment Kaminari knew that the cat stole her from him.
Jiro has a smile as she holds the cat, she picks it up and signals Kaminari to follow her to a seat.
A waiter comes and smiles, "I see you have the customers favorite cat." She says.
Jiro also smiles then nods, "Hello, I am Amai." She smiles, "I'll be your waiter for today, just ring this bell when you're ready to order."
They both nod, afterwards, they order. Amai comes back as normal super humans, they told her their order, Kaminari got a milkshake and Jiro got the couples milkshake.
When the waiter comes back, instead of Jiro putting the milkshake on the table, she puts it on her lap where the cat is.
Kaminari looks confused and is jealous that a cat could steal Jiro's heart in five seconds and it took him months.
Jiro said that she was going to go to the bathroom, when she's gone the cat sticks his tongue out at Kaminari, "Purr purr purr?" The cat says. (Translation: Seems like you're single again, huh?)
Kaminari gasps, "So this was part of a plan of yours?! To steal my partner's love?"
"Purr purr purr purrr!" They cat says. (Translation: They don't call me H.B for no reason!)
"H.B?" Kaminari gasps, "Heartbreaker, huh?!"
"Pur pur purrr." The cat says. (Translation: Took you long enough to figure out.)
A waiter passes by and laughs a little, she continues walking, "Puurrr purr pur purrrr." The cat says, putting its hand out. (Translation: This may be embarrassing for you but your being kinda loud, the people over there may think you're insane since you're talking to a cat.)
Jiro comes back and the cat sits back down on her seat as Kaminari looks there in shock, "What's with the face?" Jiro asks, putting H.B on her lap and starts petting him.
