The zodiac signs as natural disasters
Aries is like a volcano: they’re capable of exploding at any given moment.
Taurus is like an earthquake: they rarely erupt but when they do boy can they do some damage.
Gemini is like a sandstorm: they’re restless and hard to pin down.
Cancer is like a tidal wave: they can be sudden and overwhelming.
Leo is like wild-fire: once they get going they’re extremely hard to stop.
Virgo is like an avalanche: they’re practically unstoppable.
Libra is like a monsoon: they’re quick and unpredictable.
Scorpio is like a thunderstorm: dark, mysterious and destructive.
Sagittarius is like a tornado: powerful and full of energy.
Capricorn is like a blizzard: when they’re angry they can be oh-so cold.
Aquarius is like an asteroid: they’re basically from another planet.
Pisces is like a flood: deep and sometimes overwhelming.
