The signs on their period
Aries: makes other people do everything for them, demands attention
Taurus: doesn't want anyone/anything to touch them, burns a lot of candles
Gemini: super insecure and gets annoyed with things they usually like
Cancer: cries in the shower, wants a hug constantly
Leo: thinks everyone is ignoring them, listens to sad movie soundtracks
Virgo: sighs a lot, lots of forehead wrinkles
Libra: sickeningly self-pitying, acts like a baby
Scorpio: scarier than usual
Sagittarius: week long existential crisis, "shut the fuck up"
Capricorn: so sarcastic no one is really sure why they're friends with this person
Aquarius: subdued and out of focus, talks to themselves
Pisces: thinks they're the only person in the world to ever feel sad, probably sucks their thumb
