Jane was asleep in her warm bed at three in the morning when suddenly BAM a loud noise was to be heard. She jolted up from her bed and got up to check out the noise and of course she fell. Why you may ask? Cause the dumb fucker stands up too fast...anyways she turned on the hallway light and look down at the bottom of the stairs to see a whimpering Fredrick with his leg over his shoulder somehow..
"What in the fuck did you do?"
She said while staring down at Fredrick still in pain
"Ah yes, hello my dear I am completely fine THANKS FOR ASKING BITCH"
he yelled at her annoyed and gave her a smirk despite the position he was in.
"Wished you broke your neck" she says as she walked back to her bedroom sighing turning off the hallway light and slithering back into bed pulling the warm covers over her head and closed her eyes
"AYE, JANE YOU SON OF A BITCH COME BACK HERE AND HELP YOUR BELOVED"
Jane's eye twitched as she tried to ignore him, she regret letting Fredrick come into her house whenever he wanted to..well she didn't really have a choice since he stole her spare key and Jane didn't even bother to waste her anger on this dumb fucker anyway.
"Shut up.."
She mumbled to herself trying to go back to sleep. Fredrick unfolded his leg that was around his neck and sat up annoyed, 'of course it didn't work!' he thought to himself and pouted he just wanted his dear Jane to give him the attention he yearned for but she never really did and that made him very upset. 'I warned you about the stairs bro' Fredrick snickered to himself as he repeated that quote in his head that he read from a comic he read once on the internet. Fredrick then got up and walked back up the stairs and slowly crept into Jane's room which she was already surprisingly asleep..he slowly peers over her bed and stares right into her sleeping eyes.
"You look so beautiful my dear" he says whispering to her as he smiles softly and lifts up her chin then letting it go and walking out of the room shutting the door gently.
'I really need to start changing the locks in my house' Jane thought as her eyes opened once he left and yes Fredrick did do this every single fucking night which was extremely creepy. The next morning Fredrick was on the floor rocking himself back and forth as he watched tv that boy cannot stay still for one second but at least he was quiet whenever he watched tv. Jane walked down the stairs rubbing her eyes and walked into the kitchen grabbing a carton of milk and drinking straight out of it which Fredrick thought was EXTREMELY GROSS because after all it was and Fredrick was always right because Fredrick is smart and very extremely mature. Those were his own thoughts Fredrick's thoughts..he thinks too highly of himself a bit too much. Annoying pest.. Jane took a few sips of the milk then put the cap back on and put it back into the fridge rubbing her mouth with her sleeve as the fridge door shut. Jane looked up to see Fredrick happily staring at her
"Stop staring at me before I kick your ass" Jane said while glaring at the boy sitting down on the carpet floor.
"Oh please do~!" Fredrick said in a flirtatious tone while chuckling a bit.
"I'm gonna fucking kill myself I swear" Jane mumbled to herself annoyed with Fredrick which Fredrick somehow heard what she said and grinned
"Oh my dear Jane~! If you would've successfully killed yourself then who would take care of me?" Fredrick said as he whinned and pouted
"Yourself, obviously." Jane said snapping back to the skinny and slim man who had no muscle at all.. basically a twink. Fredrick whined and stopped rocking back and forth and layed down spreading his legs across the carpet as he stretched his body upwards groaning a bit then lowered his back to the ground again
"You can't even kill yourself correctly my dear, no matter how hard you try you just seem to fail over and over again how pitiful and sad.."
Fredrick says softly as he looked up to the ceiling lifting one arm up into the air and staring at his heart tattoo that was on his wrist, he got that tattoo mostly because Jane joked about how much of a masochist he was he would probably get a tattoo on his wrist just so he could feel the pleasure of something digging into his skin enough for him to cum. He got the design of a heart because of how much he loves Jane and Jane also liked the little heart design as well so he got it..AND HE DIDN'T FUCKING CUM suddenly a large sharp pain in his side made him bite his bottom lip and dragged him away from his thoughts inhaling through his teeth as his side stung a bit slowly turning his facial expression from shock into a sly smile. He looked up and there she was his absaloute beauty his dear Jane, he was very very happy to see her up close but on the other hand Jane wasn't
She kicked him again except harder in his sidewhich made Fredrick moan again which irritated Jane "Stupid horny dog" she mumbles as she walks away
"I LOVE YOU TOO MY SWEET DEAR JANE~!"
She's gonna kill him, definitely gonna kill him one day. One day maybe but then again it would be a waste cause then after all she would miss his annoying company and she doesn't bother going to jail for a crime that shouldn't even be labeled as a crime and even Fredrick himself agreed because basically Fredrick loves everything about Jane even if she hates him but he was very happy to have her as company.
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Golden Butteflies
FanfictionThis story is completely unrelated to Umineko and has no association with golden butterflies. I just needed an aesthetic to fit my profile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The story starts off with a girl named Jane. Jane is rather calm and cool collected in publ...