Vasta Lord In Hotel : male Ichigo reader x hotel Transylvania series

holy babies

( hotel restaurant )

( mavis was taking her wendy and pedro into therestaurant while their eyes are closed )

mavis : come on , guys  a bit more almost
there ... , where is hank ?

y/n : i think he didn't realize that you
mean close your eyes doesn't mean "
put your eyes in bed and sing good night
for them " don't worry I'll take Him here

( he snap his finger and hank come to
restaurant )

mavis : thank you now open your eyes .

y/n : oh my ghouls , it's ....

mavis : welcome to hotel Transylvania's
new ice cream scream bar .

y/n : can't we say just " ice cream maker?"

all : nah we don't do that here .

y/n : now what's special about this one ?

mavis : well you see this ice cream bar
have 32000 different kinds if ice creams
that you can pick , plus guests can fill out
personal ice-cream profiles to complete
the experience and the vary special is
it's free on your birthday .

all : wooohoooo.

y/n : well i never have spends any money
from the time i was here .

mavis : really you haven't? seems we
should have some real talk after this
episode anyway let's start the ice cream
party .

( she write something on the long paper)

mavis : mavis Dracula , birthday ? it's
today , free ice cream ? uh yes , please .

Wendy : but mavis it's not your birthday .

mavis : it's just for demonstration
purposes , beside I'm pretty sure nothing
bad ever happened because of a fake
birthday .

y/n : well whenever you say " nothing
bad ever happened " I'll become 100
times worried about anything .

( death with a Smokey intro come to
restaurant )

death : oh man , never should smoke
weed before teleportation uhhh mavis
Dracula .* pointing at y/n *

y/n : wtf ? do i look like a girl ?

death : oh sorry you * point at mavis *

Wendy : don't please don't take her .

Pedro : it's not her time .

death : don't worry kids I'm here for ice
cream .

Pedro : well anyway it's for mavis's free
birthday ice cream .

death : birthday ? hmm not according to
my info ugh , how'd i get it all so wrong .

hank : nah it's not wrong today is her
birthday .

death : oww man i should rewrite my
info again,  unless we start everything
from start , baby mavis Dracula .

Wendy : wait you can just end people
life .

death : not really * he put away his
hoodie *

( y/n spite out his drink )

y/n : you are a bird ?