Hagrid is a sugar daddy

Mango

I felt down after my encounter with Dobby and it made me realise that I couldn't stop their marriage.

I felt my cheeks warm up at the thought of Hagrid but quickly turned ice cold when I remembered the situation.

If only there was a way to stop them.

And then it hit me.

I'm gonna crash the wedding.

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It had been 3 days since Dobby found out about my plan and I had already come up with the new one. All I had to do was do it.

It was coming up to the date as I remember from when I was invited and I only needed one last thing.

Draco's butt tampons.

This was so I could dump them onto Dobby's head.

It sounded great but how was I supposed to retrieve them.

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I headed down to Draco's dorm to see the door slightly agar and no sound from inside.

I slowly crept in further to be shocked by the massive pile of butt tampons in Draco's room.

Bingo.

I went over to retrieve them and put my hand in to grab a big bunch until an alarm went off.

Draco had set up his tampons so no one could steal them.

This was gonna be harder than expected.