*Ashton's birthday*
Luke: Hey Ashton
Michael: Hey Ashton
Calum: Hey Ashton
Ashton: What
Luke: It's your birthday
Ashton: I know
Michael: Birthday band huddle?
Ashton: No I don't wanna be touched
Cal+Mikey+Luke: *Piles on top of Ashton*
Ashton: NOOOOO
