Michael and his kid.
Kid: Dad, what did you pack me for lunch?
Michael: Pizza.
Kid: Dad, what are we having for diner?
Michael: Pizza.
Kid: Dad, can you make me an omelet?
Michael: Yes.
Kid: What'd you put in it?
Michael: Pizza.
Kid: DAD, I THINK I BROKE MY ARM!
Michael: Rub some pizza on it.
There you go. The wise thing to do if you break your arm. Rub some pizza on it. These are wise words. Treasure them forever.
