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"Hey, Dadoo, what are you doin'" Asked the curious voice of Wakko Warner
"Shhh" Max responded pressing his finger over his mouth.
They were in the middle of the kitchen, but Max was quick to grab Wakko by the shirt and run out, hiding with him just outside the kitchen entrance.
"I'm going to sneak some garlic bread" Max explained, whispering aggressively.
"Oh, no way, cause I am too!" Wakko proclaimed excitedly.
"That's great!" proclaimed Max "You want to help your pops, if we work together I'm sure we can get quite a bounty"
"Sure!" agreed the child.
"Lets go get your siblings, something tells me they want in on this"
Wakko nodded and the two quickly made their way to the living room where Dot and Yakko were.
Yakko was laughing loudly about something or rather, to the point where he was wheezing and coughing, meanwhile Dot had he arms crossed and was scowling, facing away from her oldest brother.
"Hey, what's so funny?" Max asked.
Between wheezes Yakko managed to say "She's trying to... She's trying to say, her full name, HAHAHAHAHA"
Dot let out a growl.
Wakko tried very hard not to snort.
"Oohh, that's always fun to see" Max said, you could heat the excitement in his voice. "Can you say it again, I wanna hear!" He smiled.
"No I can not, I refuse to" She growched.
"Oh, don't be like that, Dot, pleeeease, for Papa" Max begged.
"No"
"Okay fine, but I'm hearing it next time, you better get it on video one of you" Max declared, pointing at Wakko and Yakko.
Dot glared at the boys, "either of you record it and you die"
"Well, any who, how would you all like to help me steal garlic bread from the kitchen?" Max offered.
Yakko's and Dot's ears perked up at the sentence.
"Hmm, garlic bread you say, well I think we'd be inclined to help, right sibs?" Yakko thought allowed.
Dot and Wakko nodded excitedly.
"Great!"
"But here's my question" Dot began, here mood had fortunately changed "Why do we have to steal it, I mean, Dad doesn't really mind when we take things from the kitchen."
Yakko smiled, placing a hand on Dot's shoulder "Well you see my dear sister, the answer to that is quite simple... *ahem* It's funner"
"Can't argue with that" Wakko grinned with a shrug.
"You sure can't" Max agreed "and I've got a plan"
"Alright, lets hear it, Pops" Yakko invited.
"You three, go into the kitchen and distract your dad, do anything, just make sure his eyes are on you and away from the cupboard" The lagomorph instructed, "Meanwhile I am going to get rid of the lasagna noodles, that way, when he goes to boil the noodles he'll need to tell me to get more noodles, that or he'll go out himself, but he probably wouldn't trust me alone in a house with you three and the stove on. While he's telling me to get the noodles and giving me the money to pay, you kids take the garlic bread and get out of there, got it?"
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Max Snaps
FanficMax has lost the only family he has got, so what's he gonna do? Well he almost kills a man, so that's something Warnings: - In this story there are guns, so take that into consideration before reading, and they are used to threaten, but are never a...