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Recap:
Me, Snek.
Gallade/my starter.
Scyther.
ʙᴀʀʀʏ.
ᖇᗝᗩᖇᛕ.
Other characters.
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(Gallade spots a clown and we rush over.)
Hello?
Ah, hello! I'm a Pokétch Clown. Can you answer this question?
For for fucks sa- sure, okay! Show me!
Well, does a Pokémon gain EXP by defeating others?
You're a champion and they're asking you this.
Steven Stone is still seen as the Champion though, right?
Yes, yes he is.. and uh- YES! Yes they do.
Ding ding! Your answer is corrrecccctttt!
Cool, what now?
Have a Pokétch Coupon, it can help you get the Pokétch.
(He gives me it.)
Uh- thanks.
(Around 5 minutes later we find another clown.)
Can a Pokémon hold an item?
Well yes.
Ding ding! Correct! Here's your Coupon.
(We rush around a bit more, even spotting Looker in the process, and finally find the final clown.)
This is stupid, Barry's gonna laugh at me like no tomorrow when he finds out I haven't even gotten to Oreburgh City yet.
He sounds annoying as hell.
He IS annoying as hell.
Point taken.
Anyways, hello?
Helloooo! Here's my question: just like Pokémon, does a Pokémon move have a type?
These are easy questions, of course they do.
Ding ding! Correct!
"dInG DInG cOrREcT!"
PFFT
Here's your Coupon!
Jeez, finally. Now let's get back to that guy.
(We go back to the guy from before.)
Hey sir, I have all the Coupons-
That's amazing! Can I see?
Uh, yes.
(I show them to him)
Haha! Amazing, once again! As promised, here is your Pokétch!
He didn't promise but sure okay.
(I put the Pokétch on my wrist.)
You're a girl, so I'm assuming you don't mind pink?
Uh... I don't really care, to be honest.
Well then, that's great to hear! You can download more apps if you wish. Farewell!
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