Challening A Sextuplets Love! (Osomatsu-San x Hurt!Reader) RE-EDITED

Chapter 3 - A Housekeeper?!

"WHAT?!"
Ichimatsu and Todomatsu instantly dropped the couch in the middle of the hallway and immediately ran towards their older brother.

Jyushimatsu, who was on top of the cushions groaned that his transportation had stopped.

The youngest brother grasped Osomatsu's sleeve, in demand for an answer on the question everyone asked. "WE'RE GETTING A HOUSEKEEPER?"

"WHY-" Ichimatsu started to question but suddenly remembered the broody character that he had to act as, so he instead clicked his tongue. "I mean, it's not like I care."

Unfortunately, Jyushimatsu caught on to his mistake and laughed, earning a deadly glare from his brother.

"Mom said so. I don't  know the details yet but she said she's  going to call us after she hires someone!" Osomatsu cheered as he placed his hands on his brother's shoulders as a gesture to congratulate that they won't  be needing to work anymore.

Choromatsu gasped in realization, "What if it's a girl?!" His eyes sparkled with delight from the possibility.

"A cute one!"

"Or a sexy one~"

The brothers chimed in.

"Ah~" Karamatsu started with hope coated in his words. "Could it be? My Karamatsu girl to fina-" As usual, he was cut off.

"She could wear a maid costume!"

"What about it Ichimatsu? Who knows, maybe she'd even wear a cat headband just. For. You." The eldest brother teased, placing an arm around the blushing man's shoulders. Osomatsu really emphasized on the 'for you' which had caught him off guard.

He stuttered a shut up which caused Osomatsu to chuckle.

He then looked at the baseball crazy brother for his opinion. "What about you Jyushimatsu? You're unusually quiet."

Choromatsu shivered, "Actually it's kind of scary how quiet he is."

All the brothers  looked upon Jyushimatsu who was on the couch hugging his knees tightly. He looked straight back at them with fishy eyes. "Our housekeeper could be a man too. Or an old lady you know."

"SHEEEEEHHHHHH!" The screamed in unison, so in par with each other that it seemed like a chorus.

One of them punched the wall in anger. "DAMMIT JYUSHIMATSU, YOU'RE  RIGHT!"

"AN OLD MAN?! I'M GOING TO RIP MY BALLS OUT!"

Ichimatsu dropped down on the floor and crawled to the corner. "Mom I'm sorry.. Mom I'm sorry," he repeatedly chanted.

Todomatsu desperately shook his brother to wake him back up from shock. "ICHIMATSU-NII-SAN GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"CALM DOWN! WE DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS YET, RIGHT OSOMATSU-NII-SAN?" Choromatsu tried to say and turned to Osomatsu for help only to see his brother's spirit slowly floating away from his body. "NII-SAN!!!" He called out and quickly grabbed the soul to forcefully put it back in.

Osomatsu gasped for air. "I almost lost it!"

"Now that you're alive can you please act like the oldest and calm everyone down?!"

He wiped his nose and sighed. "Yeah yeah, I'm on it." Osomatsu stood up and  took a deep breath. "ATTENTION!"

Just from his call, all the brothers immediately formed a line so perfect that it looked like they served in the military.

"NOW I KNOW YOU ALL ARE SCARED IF OUR HOUSEKEEPER IS GOING TO BE A OLD HAG OR A MAN, BUT! IT COULD BE A GIRL TOO! WE DON'T KNOW YET, SO DON'T PANICK NOW! IF IT ISN'T A GIRL.. YOU CAN DREAD AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!" He smirked as if he accomplished the task he was given.

"Haah?" Choromatsu started to argue, "Some older brother you are! That literally doesn't change crap!" 

Karamatsu pushed his fallen sunglasses back in place on the bridge of his nose.   "We will just have to wait for mom's call.."

...

All night long, the Matsuno brothers stared intensely at the phone as if it will help them get their oh so desired call faster. With no rest they have successfully waited until the next morning because the question of who their housekeeper was going to be was absolutely killing them. 

It was ten in the morning when they finally heard the familiar ring that had never paid attention to in their whole lives until now. 

Not even after the first ring, the phone was immediately answered by Jyushimatsu who had beat the other brothers from answering first. "Housekeeper." 

"Eh?" Their mother questioned in confusion by the abrupt and very brief answer. "Oh, yes Jyushimatsu. We did get a housekeeper." 

"What kind?"

"What kind," Matsuyo repeated, a bit taken aback from his sudden interrogation. "Ehhh.. a girl, if that makes you excited. Anyway she will be coming to the house a-"

"A GORILLA?" 

The mother sighed, remembering how hopeless it was to try and speak to Jyushimatsu over the phone. "Give the phone to Choromatsu."

Overhearing her, Choromatsu instantly grabbed the phone away from Jyushimatsu's hands. "Hello? Mom? You got a gorilla?!" He asked in a panicked tone. 

"NO you idiot! It's a girl!" 

Right as Matsuyo answered his question she heard a loud crash following an endless amount of cheers from her sons in the other end of the call. 

"Choro- Choromatsu? Are you there?" She started to question but was immediately hung up whic resulted her to smash her cell phone to the ground. "DAMMIT THOSE NEETS! AFTER ALL THE PAIN I HAD TO GO THROUGH JUST TO FIND A PROMISING HOUSE KEEPER THAT COULD ACTUALLY HANDLE THOSE BOYS!" 

...

Just a few hours ago Matsuyo spent the last two hours searching for an applicant who was up for the job on the  resort's library computer.  Honestly knowing her boys, they'd be ecstatic if they were given a woman housekeeper so she was keeping tabs. Though she also had to keep in mind that she needed to find one that wouldn't just quit on the first day because they can't handle their behaviour. She was about to give up when she had finally found a reassuring account. 

Clicking for more information, she was brought to the person's website. "Y/N L/N..." She mumbled and after looking around she decided they were promising enough. 

...

Luckily after a call, Y/N had greatly accepted the job offer and even said she was excited to take care of Matsuyo's six "children." Now she just had to hope nothing bad happens.

A/N: Wow hi guys. I read all of your nice comments and it really inspired me to write another chapter! Unfortunately, I believe this will be the very last chapter I will ever write for this story. (unless I miraculously end up liking Osomatsu-san again. haha)  Thank you guys so much for the comments. If you want to read more of my stories or my art please follow me in instagram  @ kattes_moon as I am very active there. Byee.