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Snowdrift and all her adopted or biological kids playing monopoly-

Pyro: I  HATE YOU
Fiercewings: OH WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!
Snowdrift: Pyro, give Fiercewings your 200 dollars, you landed on her property
Pyro: NO, SHE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Lapis: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAYYY *unholy screaming*
Serpent: Carrier why is sister screaming *gets slapped by Roulette*.
Roulette: sftu Serpent. your not gonna talk after you stole my last railroad -~-
Cloud: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Arbor: ME TWO!
Siren: YOU THINK I WANTED TO EXIST EITHER?!?
Snowdrift + Snowball:. . . . . . . *Unholy screeching*

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Why we shouldn't let Snowdrift try to kill someone

Snowdrift: CRYOHELPIFORGOTTOHIDETHEBODYANDAXISANDTHEPOPOARESUSPECTINGMEHIRANHERESINCEIDKWHATELSETODO
((CRYO HELP I FORGOT TO HIDE THE BODY AND AXIS AND THE POPO SUSPECTING MEH I RAN HERE SINCE IDK WHAT ELSE TO DO))
Cryo: you ran all the way here??
Snowdrift: *nods*
Cryo: that's like good 2-3 blocks
Snowdrift: *looks down and nods again*
Cryo:. . . . . . You weren't followed right?
Snowdrift:. . . . . .
Cryo: you were-
Snowdrift: *nods*
*Random knock on the door*
Snowdrift: *loud af screeee-*

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Riku's child: Mother.... Mother I crave violence -~-
Riku: uh oh-
Riku's Child: *SCREEEEE-*

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Snowus: *goes to say something sassy but notices something*
Cybermus : *being angry about something idk what it was this time*
Snowus: I am watching my tone-
Cybermus: *still angry*
Snowus: I ain't talking back
Snowus: no-
Solarus: Why?
Snowus: I don't wanna get thrown again- *she backwards walked back to the medbay*

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