"so according to your false pretenses and considerations, your so called 'facts' have been torn apart, liberal." i stated smugly to a total idiot i was debating on fox news. i love being a republican and destroying the left with facts and logic. to be honest, i jack off to interviews of myself from time to time, edging myself until my conclusions, when i finally release a mind blowing, libshart-shattering orgasm that shakes the dust off my wife's dry ass coochie.
"alright fox news watchers, stay tuned for the next episode of 'The Ben Shapiro Show' and be on the lookout for icy roads and raging snowflake liberals on this fine Sunday evening!" and with that we're off air. i take a long sigh, releasing my back from the edge of my chair. finally, that shit's over. i love demolishing the left as much as the next guy, but it really takes a toll on your mental health, if that weren't just propaganda created by the left. as i walk down the slightly icy streets, i notice a brunette woman with bright red lipstick on holding a coffee.
"hey, watch where you're going, jackass! i'm walking here!" she mutters as i stand in shock at her beauty engulfing my every breath, my very being. alexandria ocasio-cortez? how.
"y-yes m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-maam, i humbly apologize for my disservice, your majesty." i mumble like an idiot."w-would you like to f-f-fuck me, madam?" i quickly gather my thoughts and collect what just came out of my mouth. "fuck it sure"
i moan softly as aoc slams me against the kitchen table, my segment on fox news playing in the bathroom. my dick gets hard, so aoc pulls out an electron microscope and begins rubbing it softly. after 8 seconds, i cum and she takes the single drop and puts it in my mouth.
then, she pulls out something purple and flashing from her super hot leather purse. i compose myself as much as i can before she slams what i just realized is a strap-on into my asshole. i can hardly contain the moans coming out of my mouth. i think my asshole just queefed. from the other room, i can her my wife watching, covering me out of the picture with her eyes, and the slight aroma of dust coming from the other room we kept fucking and then i came and then she came and then everyone in the mid-atlantic region of the united states came and then we got married and i became a liberal the end
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