Socks harem amnesia plot I promised everyone (please save me from this hell)

Adoption

As groups of men argued with each other over their relationship to Socks, he decided it would be best to familiarize himself with the area. As he walked out of the room, he noticed two teenagers, standing as if they were waiting for him.

"Don't tell me you two are my 'boyfriends' too..." Socks said with a sigh, hoping it wasn't the case.

"Boyfriends? No, we're your children!" Nadwe exclaimed

Socks looked at the two. They looked nothing like him, how could they be related?

"We even have the adoption papers right here!" MuffinJuice said as he searched his pockets

"Oh, adoption. For a second I thought you two were related to me." Socks replied

Muffin then pulled out the (obviously fake) adoption papers, which were written on notebook paper.

"See? You're our father!" Nadwe exclaimed, as Socks looked back at the two in confusion.

Then, suddenly, the rest of the crew walked out of Medbay as if they weren't just arguing a few minutes ago.

"What happened?" Socks asked Woolfster

"We've decided that due to Dino's death and your amnesia that we will focus on our tasks rather than pursuing a relationship with you." He replied

Socks sighed with relief, glad the others had decided to stop this madness. But suddenly, he became concerned at another thing Woolf had said.

"Who's Dino and why's he dead?" Socks asked, trying to grasp a understanding of the situation

"Oh, just some furry who was murdered when we found you unconscious. Memegod should still be performing the autopsy on him right now." Woolf pointed towards meme, who was reading a book titled 'How to pretend to be a doctor' Woolf responded

"Thanks" Socks said as he walked back into Medbay