Socks harem amnesia plot I promised everyone (please save me from this hell)

Medbay Madness

As Socks walked into Medbay, the doors closed, grabbing Meme's attention.

"Oh, Socks, come on in, come on in." Meme said, placing the book he was reading down

"So, uh, it's Meme, right?"

"FatMemeGod, but you can call me Meme if you want cutie ;)"

Socks abruptly turned around and walked to the door, only to realize it was still closed

"Wait, I'm sorry!" Meme cried

Socks turned around with his arms crossed, glaring at Meme

"Please, stay. I need to run some tests on you anyways, I mean what kind of doctor would I be if I let you leave only a few minutes after waking up with amnesia." Meme said

Socks was unhappy about this. Sure, he had amnesia and possibly more, but to stay around these insane people sounded worse than any medical problems he could have. Nevertheless, he found himself sitting down on the bed.

"Thanks, now I'll be with you in a second, I just have to finish this autopsy." Meme said, grabbing another book from the counter, this time titled 'What do dead bodies look like?'

It felt as though it had been hours filled with nothing but silence, but really it was only a few minutes. Socks looked at the ground anxiously, waiting for Meme to finish up. Finally, he had found the confidence to break the silence.

"So, uh, is he dead?"

"Yeah, I think so..."

"How'd he die?"

"He stopped living"

Socks looked at Meme, doubting his legitimacy. I mean, what kind of doctor wears a Cookie Monster onesie while on the job? Surely not a professional.

"Hey, why are you looking at me like that?" Meme said, flustered by the look on Sock's face, as if he could tell what he was thinking.

"Are you actually a doctor?" Socks asked with clear doubt in his voice

"Wh- I'm offended you would dare question something like that!" Meme cried, turning his back on Socks as he went back to analyzing the body

"So uh, do you actually know how he died?"

"He was stabbed a lot."

"Wow, what a detailed description." Socks remarked

The two went back to the same awkward silence they had dreaded.

Suddenly, Meme spoke. "I'm sorry about lying to you about being your boyfriend..."

"..." Socks said nothing, and simply looked down at the ground

"I shouldn't of done that, I'm a doctor, after all. My job is to help you, not cause even more confusion."

"Yeah, sure, 'doctor'" Socks remarked

Meme chuckled, but slowly moved his chair closer to Socks.

"See, the truth is, you're one of the best people I know, even if you don't remember that, and I've always had the biggest crush on you from the day that I saw you-" Meme tried to explain, only to be cut off by Blaza jumping out of the vent, screeching

"HEY! THATS A LIE! YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH ME UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO!" Blaza yelled, tears rolling down his face

"WELL THATS ONLY BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO GET WITH SOCKS, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST STAND THERE WHILE YOU ABANDONED ME?" Meme said with a sob, covering his face with his fuzzy blue hands to hide the tears

Socks stood there, dumbfounded by what was happening. As the two yelled back and forth, Socks realized the door had opened long ago. He peeked out and saw two people, running around Cafeteria, and started coming through the hallway.

Nadwe came running in through the Medbay door, screaming

"SOCKS YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, HES AFTER ME OH GOD OH GOD" the child yelled as he ran to hide behind Socks, clutching his body pillow of Monika tightly. Behind him, was Laff holding a cross and a Bible.

"The boy must be cleansed" Laff spoke

"Woah woah woah, what's going on?" Socks asked, trying to diffuse the conflict

"What's going on here is that the boy needs cleansing! Do you know what I caught him doing?" Laff asked, staring right into Sock's eyes

Without any time to let Socks reply, he answered his previous statement himself

"HE WAS KISSING THE PILLOW!"

"Was not!" Nadwe screeched

"I mean, we did catch you doing some pretty weird stuff with that pillow, like that one time" Blaza replied, as if he wasn't in a heartfelt argument a few seconds ago

Everyone except Socks looked up to recall the incident and paused for a couple of seconds

Socks looked at them, wondering what in the world they were doing, and more importantly, what the heck are they talking about?

"See? We need to cleanse him before it's too late. Now, you hold him down Blaza and I'll perform the exorcism." Laff said, searching in his Bible for a passage

"Wait, did Blaza just vent a while ago? I mean, he didn't come in with us and the doors were closed before then..." Nadwe questioned

Everyone looked directly at Blaza, as Blaza paused for a couple of seconds before speaking

"Fuck..."