Socks harem amnesia plot I promised everyone (please save me from this hell)

April Fools

Socks was eating lunch at a table in Cafeteria, before wondering, why was he in Cafeteria? He was just running to O2 last chapter ago, how did he somehow teleport to the table?

He turned to Blaza, who was somehow back in the ship again, and asked "Wtf is going on???"

"Don't worry bro none of this is canon"

Canon? What was with all these fourth wall breaks? This isn't fucking Doki Doki Literature Club

"I mean, we have Monika here, and that's basically the only important thing in Doki Doki, so..." a certain 14 year old said, opening up his Paw Patrol Lunchbox

"Nadwe, how the frick did you know what I was thinking, that's not physically possible." Socks said, searching up "What does the Fox say?" on his Justin Bieber limited edition IPhone 3

"I mean, the author doesn't really specify saying it was what you were thinking, so I just assumed it was my thought." Nadwe said, enjoying the blood from Meme's neck, who was somehow asleep.

"Hey guys why is there a dead body?" Dino asked, before tripping over said body and dying

Blaza: "Ah, Dino, always the first to die."

Socks: "Blaza why'd you kill that dead body"

Blaza: "Woah woah woah, who's saying that the impostors are the same this chapter, this isn't even canon, so it could easily be Muffin or something!"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vent to security." Blaza said as he jumped in the vent

Socks facepalmed before he looked over at Meme. How could he sleep when there was a bloodsucking teenager sucking on his neck.

Okay, that sounded a bit wrong. Just ignore that line.

"Nadwe, how the fuck is Meme still asleep after all of that?" He asked

"Oh, just a bit of spiking their drink! Typically I use it on girls, but hey, Meme works too."

Socks stood there for a second before he realized what Nadwe said

"Nadwe that's horribl-"

"Yeah, I actually have a bag of spikes right here!" Nadwe said, pulling out a spike from his Beauty and the Beast book bag

Nadwe: "Just place one on their drink and they don't touch it! Which leaves them distracted and vulnerable to my horse tranquilizer I got from the zoo on our class field trip!"

Socks: "Wow, didn't know they took preschool classes to the zoo nowadays..."

Suddenly, Blaza jumped back out the vent and grabbed Meme from Nadwe

"Hey guys I'm just gonna take Meme and have some alone time with him in Security if you know what I mean" Blaza said suggestively

Meme: "Blaza wtf we broke up like 10 chapters ago I'm not having any more alone time with you you broke my heart"

Blaza: "THERES NOT EVEN 10 CHAPTERS CURRENTLY BEFORE THIS WHAT"

Meme: "You're missing the point..."

Blaza: "Fine, I guess I'll just make out with MUFFIN INSTEAD!" Blaza cried as he vented away."

Socks: "Isn't that pedophilia?"

Meme: "I think we should end the chapter here..."

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Lol sorry guys no full chapter today I got too distracted with everything so I just wrote this mess uh yeah goodbye see you all tomorrow