(Includes mention of drug abuse)
After cleaning up the last of the coom from the other night with Obama, Pitbull decided he needed something calm. So he took a walk, at night. Near a back alley. He walked down the back alley only to see a familiar figure. Pitbull walked towards this figure and paused when it hit him.
(one year ago)
"I don't know what i've been thinking, i know he doesn't love me but i just can't stop," Pitbull whined into his phone.
"I don't know man, i think you are just prone to bad habits, you do this a lot." The voice on the other end sounded annoyed and done with Pitbulls bullshit.
"Fuck. he's calling me one sec,"
"Pitbul-..."
Pitbull hung up his call to answer the other call.
"Hey,"
"Hello my little kitten, let's say, hypothetically, you come to my place, so daddy can show you a new toy he got," The annoying high pitched voice squeaked out.
"Ben..." Pitbull sighed, FUCK HE CANT KEEP DOIN THIS.
"Come on my little kitten, don't you wanna play with daddy?"
"Yeah i do but.."
"Then let's say, you come on over,"
"Fine." Pitbull hung up and put on his collar made for dogs, the tag says 'Property of Ben Shapiro, dont touch his Kitten' in gold writing.Pitbull drove his car all the way to Ben's house and knocked on the front door. Ben opened the door. "Welcome my dirty kitten," and pulled pitbull into a kiss, pitbull opened his eyes and glanced towards the living area, only to see Gru. He pulled away from ben in shock. "Daddy, who's this?" He spoke with a hint of attitude in his voice. "That's my new toy :)"
"fuck this shit nope."
and pitbull left, drove home and called his mom again.
"Omg."(Present)
Pitbull called to the figure and watched as they turned around. Pitbull could see the heroin needle.
"G-gru...?"
"....".
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Bakugou x Gru Double Trouble (But not really)
Fanfictionstarted out as a joke but now it's just a politician fanfic.