Bakugou x Gru Double Trouble (But not really)

Do you Regret it?

"Do I regret it?"

"Do you regret it? What you did."

"No, not one bit,"

"I need more than that, if you want to plead innocent you need to be honest with me."

"I don't regret it, how could I?"

"That wont hold up in court, you need a reason,"

"Do I?"

"You shot and killed a man, if you dont want to rot in prison you need to be specific."

"Fine, if you want the truth and the whole truth, i'll tell you,

It started around two years ago, I was a big time on a wonderful show, you might have heard of it, Americas Got Talent? I was a judge of course and I knew pitbull due to being a celebrity, always hated him. Except it was never to the point of I want him dead, because im not malicious.  One day i saw him kissing obama, and that made me pretty upset, because well, ive always had a thing for obama. It was in a fit of jealousy and rage, I hadnt even seen pitbull in two years but i just knew what i had to do as soon as i saw him in that alley, i guess rage just came over me. i guess catboys are just naturally jealous. "

"That doesnt justify killing someone, Simon please."

"Oh shut up!" 

"Simon sit down!"

"NO fuck you and fuck this im done, let me rot in prison, just know i did this out of love."

"Simon wait-"

"W-what... y-you.."

"SHit!"

"You sh-shot me, what the f u c k,,,"

"I- I didnt know what to do.. Im"

"what the fuck mom"

"Language."