*person texts me*
person: hey you awake?
me: wait till midnight close your eyes then spin around three times and hit the pinyatta. when it breaks run through the candy when you get to the other side you'll meet a llama named bob. ride bob to narnia and when you get off you'll find five bucks use the money and take the hogwarts express to camp half blood. and when you're COMPLETELY lost check with me agian and see if im awake. i wont be.
person: ok what stores are open at midnight that sell pinyattas.
