EXPLODING THE COLOSSEUM WITH BLANCHE DEVERAUX

WARNING:

Today at 9:44 PM

POV: you are dating and on the first date you buy them discord nitro

they kiss you and you get married

and then you get some din din at KFC

and then you get a divorcey

and blanche deveraux comes in from off screen to kill your ex

and you get married

and then you go to italy together

and then you put on your own stage play of edward scissor hands

at the colloseum in greece

and then you get arrested

the time in jail hardens you

you are hard now

and then suddenly, blanche gets a divorcey from you

but its actually just a joke

and she breaks you from the iron cell you are held in

(bars, literal and figurative)
you are out of the slammer

[9:46 PM]

you are in the wild with blanche deveraux in greece at the coloseum

you try to revolt

and start a revoltuion

(i spelt it wrong)

and then you get into an air helicopter
and then

[9:47 PM]

you explode the colosseum

you are still hard from your time in jail

[9:48 PM]
and after that you go to dr. franken furter's castle and you do a dance with him

and then Rocky kills you once and for all

and you diehard