Female Gohan & Videl X Male Saiyan Reader

chapter 3

3rd person

Frieza: filthy wish dragon grant me immortality

Porunga: your wish has been granted

Frieza: (See's all the namekians disappearing including vegeta) no! no! no!? This is not my wish

Little green: sup

Frieza: *missed a shot* you fuck me! You fucked me you monkey fuck!

Goku: well I'll be a monkeys uncle

(Y/N): shut up and get your head in the game Kakarot

Goku: now we can go full horse

(Y/N): i can't believe the father of the girl i like is a total idiot and a moron, but when it comes to fighting he's a tactical genius well only when he fights the rest is just mindless shit.

Goku: (y/n) behind you

Frieza: got you, you monkey fuck!

(Y/N): kidney shot! (Continue to hit frieza in the kidney) and pause... Kidney shot!

Goku: we need to finished this before we're dead!

(Y/N): what the hell do you think we've been trying to do!

Frieza: hold on I'm not in full power yet let me transform

Goku: that's enough frieza

Frieza: I'll get you two a pizza

(Y/N): he said that's enough

Frieza: fine four Pizza!

Goku/(y/n): agghhh!?

Frieza: with stuff crust

(Goku stopped moving towards frieza)

King Kai/(Y/N): Goku/Kakarot

Goku: Now hold on king Kai if we let frieza power up to a hundred percent and beat him it will demoralized him and he will never hurt anyone ever again!

King Kai: that might be the stupidest thing I have ever heard

Goku: stuffed crust king kai you can eat it in reverse!

King Kai: i can't believe we're having this conversation

Goku: neither did I

(Y/N): Kakarot pull yourself togethe-aghhh!!!!

Frieza: I can't believe how easy it is to trick you monkeys i blew up your planet you stod there and let me, i go to a hundred percent you stod there and left me

Goku: can i have mine with extra cheese

(Y/N): *muffled* God damnit Kakarot

Frieza: i think the only saiyan that is smart here is (y/n) but his a bit...

(Y/N): *in the ground* i wonder who's using my sword?

(Meanwhile on earth)

Chi-chi: where's my baby girl!

Namekian 1: oh god she has a bid ass sword!

Namekian 2: run for your life!

(Back to the fight)

Frieza: my god the planets really going down to shit (gets punched in the face ) stop it... stop not dying

(Y/N): go to hell you over grown butt plug!

Goku: oh so that's what that thing is in Chi-chi's drawer!

(Y/N): can we focus here!

Frieza: how do you even function!