Fundy x Reader (irl)
Cursing because I mean, come on. It's the MCYT's. They couldn't stop cursing if their life depended on it. Besides, cursing is basically in the job description, hell, the L'Manberg anthem had curses.
You're watching Fundy's stre...
If anyone were to look in my windows right now (please don't), they'd see me. A tired bitch watching a stream because their parents are fighting and they don't feel like climbing out their window to go outside.
Again, me.
I moved to stretch my legs, but my body decided on that weird involuntary shiver instead. Sighing, I rolled over into a more comfortable position and grabbed my water bottle, chugging half of it in one. Ew. Lukewarm water.
On screen, the twenty three year old man in a maid outfit was regretting his entire life.
It was the day of the esteemed maid outfit, the one that marks the rite of passage into becoming a true Minecraft Youtuber. That sad day also marks the day you can't go anywhere in your hometown, for fear of someone recognizing you and making fun of you, or alternatively you get recognized anywhere else and get bombarded with fans.
The man on the screen was Fundy, a popular Minecraft streamer, and a member of the Dream SMP. He was decidedly not playing Minecraft today, instead attempting to put together a very pink gamer chair.
Like me, he either didn't read, or couldn't understand the instructions to said chair, so he was in the process of calling another streamer for assistance.
Someone on the other side finally picked up, and Fundy looked more relieved than he ever had. That vanished when one Philza Minecraft - another very popular figure within the Minecraft community - started laughing so hard he started choking.
"H-hang on. Sorry, I'm trying to calm down. I was watching your stream. I'm so sorry." Phil managed to get out through the phone.
"I need help." Fundy said.
"With what? If it's your sanity, I can't help you with that." Phil said.
Fundy turns to the screen, looking like he would very much rather be anywhere in the world but there.
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(Screenshot from webtoon and graphic novel series Check Please by Ngozi Ukazu 10/10 very gay and would read again)
"Oh hey, to take your mind off the sheer pain and misery you're very clearly experiencing here, do you want to tell chat about your ... thing?" Phil's on facetime now, and looking like he just dropped a match into gasoline.
Chat goes wild with speculation, from everything from youtuber house to quitting the internet. Lots of girlfriend theories, lots of DSMP household headcanons, lots of merch leak questions, you know the drill.
Fundy sighs, apparently deciding that anything really could be better than this.
"I've decided, from this pool of viewers, that I will pick one person at random - and after a decent background check to make sure you're not going to murder me in my sleep - I will bring you to the Netherlands for a week."
(Quick A/N: Yes, there are many logistical errors in this, listen, we ignore that in this household. Just go with it I beg you)
Chat blew up so quickly that Fundy almost immediately put it on slomo. Too many of the viewers were commenting really creepy shit, but ban messages were also all over the place, so that was slightly comforting.
