Hello yall! Pjo fans, hoo fans, whatever.
WEll these are funny quotes i found on the web and here they are!
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Percy: I love you
Annabeth: I love you more!
Percy: Don't start a war you can't win
Grover: *taking pictures*
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Annabeth: What was the one thing I told you not to do?
Percy: Burn the house down
Grover: And what did you do?
Percy: Made you guys dinner
Percy:
Percy: And burned the house down
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Percy: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Grover: The car takes a screenshot.
Annabeth: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Percy: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Annabeth: If?
Grover: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Annabeth, driving Percy and Grover: So how was your day?
Percy: We almost got surprise adopted!
Annabeth: What?
Grover: We almost got kidnapped.
Annabeth: Oh, okay.
Annabeth: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT
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*The trio is having dinner together*
Percy: Annabeth, can you pass the salt?
Annabeth: *Throws Grover across the table*
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Percy: What do you think Annabeth will do for a distraction?
Grover: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Grover: ... or she could do that.
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Percy: Annabeth, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Annabeth: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Percy: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Grover.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: wAIT
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Grover: You have to apologize to Annabeth
Percy: Fine.
Percy: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
(this isn't like that so GET ATTA HERE DIRTY MINDED IDIOTS)
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Percy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Annabeth: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Percy: Yes!
Grover: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Percy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Annabeth?
Annabeth: ... No.
Grover: I do!
Percy: I know, Grover.
Grover: I'm sad!
Percy: I know, Grover.
(im sorry flute playing dude)
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Percy: Tell Annabeth about the birds and the bees.
Grover: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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*Grover and Annabeth sitting in jail together*
Annabeth: So who should we call?
Grover: I'd call Percy, but I feel safer in jail
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Grover: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Annabeth: Wasn't Percy with you?
Percy: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Percy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Annabeth: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Percy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Grover: edible
(I like how thats not even capitalized)
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Percy: If Grover and I were drowning, who would you save?
Annabeth: You two can't swim?
Grover: It's a hypothetical question, Grover! who would you save?
Annabeth: my time and effort.
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Percy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Annabeth: You're a hazard to society
Grover: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Annabeth, to Percy: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Percy, motioning to himself and Grover: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Grover: In your opinion, what's the height of stupididity?
Annabeth: *turning to Percy* How tall are you?
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Percy: Annabeth and I don't use pet names.
Grover: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Percy: Honey?
Annabeth: Yes, dear?
Percy:
Grover: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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PJO/HoO incorrect quotes
Humorsome quotes that i found on the web + I'M AN AMERICAN THE THUMBNAIL IS JUST A JOKE
