Piper: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Rloyalty: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Siit: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Rloyalty, learn to listen.
Jason: What if it bites itself and I die?
Annabeth: That's voodoo.
Percy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Rloyalty: That's correlation, not causation.
Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Annabeth: That's kinky.
Piper: Oh my God.
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Leo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Calypso: >:O language
Reyna: Yeah watch your fucking language
Rloyalty: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REYNA THE FUCK WORD?
Annabeth: 'The fuck word'.
Percy: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Reyna: Oh my god they censored it
Annabeth: Say fuck, Percy.
Reyna: Do it, Percy. Say fuck.
Percy:
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Creator: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
ARandomPerson: Nope, absolutely not.
Siit: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Rloyalty: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Jason: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Percy: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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(boy gang comin up)
'Can I copy the homework?'
JASON: I can help you with it!
Percy: Yeah, sure.
Leo: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Frank: lol nope.
Rloyalty: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Creator: *Read 5:55pm*
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(girl gang now)
*The squad is over at Calypso's house*
Piper: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
alypso: ... N-No...
Calypso, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Piper, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Hazel: I see a-
Calypso, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Piper: Oh, well I-
Calypso: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
YOU ARE READING
PJO/HoO incorrect quotes
Humorsome quotes that i found on the web + I'M AN AMERICAN THE THUMBNAIL IS JUST A JOKE
