the time i went into summer of 84

Chapter 1

Hey man have you ever heard of SUMMER OF 84 HMMMMM???? Well I don't care if you know it or not, but did you know that one time I was in the movie Summer of 84? YOU DON'T SO I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE TIME I WAS IN THE MOVIE. For starters my name is Juan Mendez man and I like Elon Musk man. Ok enough about myself let's get started with how I even got into that movie. Basically it started when I was in my house stabbing Deneish which is my amiga man and I was just stabbing her until she took out her tablet and she saw me disappear. I woke up and there was 4 ugly niños above me "hey are you ok?" said one of the niños. "Yeah i'm ok" I replied with. I stood up and the 4 ugly niños introduced themselves "hey so i'm Davey Armstrong and these are my friends Tommy Eaton, Woody Woodworth, and Curtis Farraday". They 3 ugly niños said hi and I said "uh well nice to meet you all uglays by the way my name is Juan Mendez man". "Did you just call us uglay????" said Eats. "Well yeah man I'm hotter than all of you uglays except for Davey because I can't look hotter than Davey man". "Oh shut up Davey is a very uglay simp and I think that I am hotter than all of you uglays and also call me Eats or I will crack your skull." said Eats. "Ok ok you 2 you 2 should stop fighting and agree that I am hotter than all of you guys ok? PERIOD" said Farraday. We were just arguing and we kept stabbing each other until we were at the tree house. "Hey we are at the tree house good thing I brought my porn magazines." said Woody. "Ew you have porn magazines??? I am going to turn you into Woody from Toys Story because that is lame and I own the website called porn hub so shut up and watch what I have bitch boys." said Juan Mendez. Now it is time to make you into Woody from Toys Story.