the time i went into summer of 84

Chapter 19

hey my little tampon shitters this is the long awaited or whatevr CHAPTER 19. enjoy pee faces ^_^

Juan Mendez's pov:

"Oi oi oi. what do ya think ur doing ya little ass braider..." badudo says while staring with MALICIOUS INTENT WINK WINK. "hold up WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!? ASS BRAIDER? OH DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED U LITERALLY SHAT EVERYWHERE AND THINK UR SO ALPHA WHEN IN REALITY UR JUST AN ATOM SIZED SHAT. also....ur an omega..sarry to brak it to ya ROFLLLLLLLL" i epicly say with many baddie comebacks. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THAT LITERALLY PIECE OF CACA LACA OF A BAKA CALLED ME AN ASS BRAIDER LIKE OH HELL NAH I AINT ONE GRGRRRRR. anyways badudo stares at me and i knew that it was time to dash away so i did that duh with koosshan, wayne and molo polo of course im so good friend i would neva eva leave them uwu... anyways we ran for our lives and badudo obviously was chasing us and KABAM HE CAUGHT ME, "RUN YOU SONS OF A BITCH....RUN..........LEAVE ME BE I GOT POWER.." i screamed accepting my fate. "BUT YOU CANT BE SO SURE THAT YOU GOT MORE POWERFUL POWERS THAN BADOODOODO.." wayne screamed. "oh i know i got power wayne..i am power...I AM JUAN I AM POWER OF AMIGOS I AM EVERYTHING AND WITH THE POWER OF MY AMIGOS I CAN BLAST YOU OFF WITH MY SUPER CONTAGIOUS FART AND MAKE YOU BLAST OFF LIKE THE CAT THING JESSE AND JAMES FROM POO KEE MOM" i screamed as i transformed. badudo stares at me, "holy shatty shat shat I GOTTA TRANSFORM TOO...i am power. i am shat power. with the power of shat and my alphaness and my ass burning problems I RISE PEOPLE FROM THE FUCK DEAD" badudo chanted as he transformed. oh boy this is gonna be the battle of THE BATTLE THE BIGGEST BATTLE OF THEM ALL EVEN BIGGER THAN THE ONE WITH KIM JONG UN!!!!! elon musk then pulled up in his super tesla 1000, "HOP IN GUYS THIS IS GONNA BE A CRAZY BATTLE ILL RECORD THIS ON SUPER 3000 DRONE!! UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE THAT'S FINE TOO" elon musk yelled. wayne, koosshan and molo polo hopped on and they drove off, and badudo and me were gonna have the biggest war ever..

Elon Musk's pov:

i drove off in my tesla with wayne, koosshan and molo polo because i know. and i know. that mongwagwa city is gonna be destroyed by the battle between juan mendez and badudo. "ugh where are we going now like i don't want to die.....i still have dicks to steal.." molo polo said in distress. if im being tee bee aysh with you i didn't want to respond at that moment because molo polo is just a dick stealer but whatever i responded to her anyways, "shatap we're leaving mongwagwa city and heading to this town i bought called, bootycrack town." molo polo rolled her eyes, "a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-are y-y-y-you s-s-sure bootycrack town is gonna be safe enough for us to be a-a-a-at...?" koosshan said worried. honestly these pain in my booty except for wayne is making my booty cheeks crack because of all their stupidity so i just thumbs up koosshan and continued driving because i didnt give a flippy fuck about him. wayne sighed as we left mongwagwa town, "what? this is what we gotta do" i said. "no im not sighing about that man im sighing about why this even started." wayne responded. "well i don't know either but we gotta leave either way." i responded to the response. we arrived at bootycrack town and i had showed the no no no squad their for now home which was pretty crusty but i dont really care cuz i got a castle for myself owo, "UGHGHGH why do we have to live in this crusty musty house WHILE U LIVE IN A CASTLE!!!!" molo polo complained. i rolllllllllleeeddddd my eyes and just walked out.

Juan Mendez's pov:

"HIIIIIYAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" Badudo had threw a mega punch but me being the coolest woolest ever had dodged it, "DODGES ALPHALY" i said while dodging. badudo looked mad. rweally mad. he looks like he could transform again but he didnt cuz he sucks booty cheeks, "grrr.....grrrrrr........GRRRRRRRRRRR RRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHIAJWEFNKJAWENFJKAWENJKFWAJKEF!!!!!!!!!! I USE MY SUPER WUPER BABOOM PWOERS AND BABOOM YOU RAOPOIHFKJANWEFJWKA" badudo screams and BOOBMOBMBOMBOMOBMBMOBMOB APAPWOPDWLAKMWAD. i exploded. but i couldn't die. I JUST COULDN'T. so i didn't and got up and BLASTED BADUDO AWAY WITH MY ASS BURNING PROBLEMS FART KAPOW!!!!!! badudo got sent FLYING AND WHEN I SAY FLYING HE FLEWWWWWWWWWWWW and landed in some hay idk why hay but he landed in hay so deal with it. "how dare you." badudo says angrily. i just eyed him cuz im done with this shat. "tf man cant ya see im trying to make out with someone right now" tommy eaton said. "TOMMA EAT ON!?!?!?!?!?" i screamed. "WHAT THE HELL I ORDERED YOU TO GET THE MEGA BLASTER TO BLAST AND FINALLY KILL JUAN MENDEZ WHY ARE MAKING OUT WITH THIS RANDOM PERSON1?!?" badudo screams at tommy eaton. "ohhhh mb broski i heard wrong i thought you told me to make out with someone so im doing that right now ROFL" tommy eaton says. badudo just rolled his eyes and got up, "you...YOU ALL ARE USELESS YOU GUYS CAN'T EVEN LISTEN PROPERLY AND FOR THAT I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" badudo screams. gasps from everywhere. all of badudo minions had heard now this is mega war. "hah..GASP ALL YA WANT I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL AND RULE THE WORLD AT ONCE AND THEN YOU ALL WILL LEARN HOW TO OBEY ME AND ONLY ME AND HOW TO USE UR EARS PROPERLY AND I WILL RULE ALL OF YOU AND KILL. AND KILL!!!! JUAN MENDEZ. AT ONCE!" badudo screams with big evilness. "oh it's the big battle man. AND I AINT GONNA LOSE I WILL NEVER EVER LOSE!!!! UR GOING DOWN CUZ ALL UR MINIONS ARE GONNA BE ON MY SIDE NOW!" i screamed. "YEAH!" badudo minions yelled.

to be continued LMAO