JuAN Mendez pov:
Kim jong un set off a big nuclear bomb that killed half of the people on earth "HOLY SHIT MAN" I said. Everyone was screaming so i shot kim jong un and he deflated and he was literally about to pop. he then said "stop it man i will bring back pornhub please just dont shoot me man". "DONT FALL FOR IT JUAN MENDEZ-" elon musk said. "I WILL NOT SHOOT YOU JUST GIVE ME BACK MY WEBISITE PORNHUB PLEASE!" i said. "ok then follow me." kim jong un said. i followed him then he lead me to this dark room and SHOT ME TO DEATH. i didn't die but i fainted like my god how many times do i need to faint.
kim jong uns pov:
lol i just shot juan mendez to death.
elon musk pov:
kim jong un just took juan mendez like my god.
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the time i went into summer of 84
Fanfictionthis is very bad so shut up also btw i am not a 4 year old if i was a 4 year old how would i know about pack hub and sex i just made this because yes and my friend is obsessed with this movie especially tommy eaton so i made this book especially for...
