Phone Sex [DekuBaku]

The meeting?

Sorry it took so long but I hope this will suffice
Oh just a heads up it's a little all over the place and All Might doesn't have as much speaking parts as I'd hoped but yk anywayzzzz enjoy
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-the next day lol-

"Stupid fucking Deku always doing some dumb shit!" Bakugou mumbled under his breath.

"Oh come on it's not that bad Kaachan." Deku said to Bakugou.

"NOT THAT BAD?! FUCKING ALL MIGHT HEARD ME MOAN!! RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING EAR!!! HOW IS THAT NOT BAD YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!" Bakugou shouted at Deku.

"Oh speaking of All Might... He needs to talk to us so we're going to see him later." Deku said ignoring the insults Bakugou yelled at him.

"The fuck?! No I'm not going!"

"Yes you are get dressed hurry up."

"Wait now?! You said later dumbass!"

"Oh did I well I meant now so go. Get. Dressed." Deku said intimidatingly.

Bakugou quickly got up to go get dressed. (Cause he's Deku's bitch 🤪.... sorry)

"Ugh whatever fine but I'm not talking to him!" He shouted acting as if he wasn't a little scared.

"Yeah yeah ok but you have to at least say 'hi' to him, Kaachan." Deku said.

"No I'm already going so don't push it!"

Deku chuckled and said "Alright alright.....thanks I love you Kaachan." As he hugged him from behind.

Bakugou started blushing and stuttered "S-shut the fuck up stupid nerd!........... I uh I love you too"

"Mmm~ ok we should get going now yeah?" Deku said as he kissed Bakugous neck.

"Or we could just stay here~" Bakugou said as he tilted his head to give Deku more access to his neck.

Deku pulled off of Bakugou with a smirk and headed to the door saying "Nope cmon or we're gonna be late.'

"Fucking asshole!!!" Bakugou shouted as Deku ran out the door.

~pretend they're driving now~

"Why aren't you talking Kaachan?" Deku asked a little concerned.

"It's nothing just shut up and drive..." he muttered under his breath.

"Is it because I didn't have sex with you earlier?"

"No not everything's about you ya damn nerd!" Bakugou said almost instantly, slightly blushing.

"Well then what is it?"

When there was no answer Deku pulled the car over and just stared at Bakugou.

"Why the fuck did you stop the fucking car?! You were complaining about being late and you do this god you're such a dumbass!"

"Stop being a brat." Was the only thing Deku said and stared intently at Bakugou again.

It was quiet for a few minutes until Deku heard Bakugou mumble something.

"What was that Kaachan?"

"I said I'm fucking hungry ok?!" He yelled at Deku then turned to look out the window.

Deku giggled and said "Is that all? You know All Might always brings us food that's why I didn't make anything to eat."

"Yeah well I forgot so shut up." Bakugou muttered.
(Sorry this is part was completely irrelevant to the plot but I thought this was cute so 😋)