Kamukoma Oneshots (Volume 2)

Gunmen (crackshot)

CW: slliiiight twilight murder syndrome reference/ spoilers 

"IzUru- I found you!" Komaeda cheered while attempting to throw his arms around Kamukura. Not a word fell from the ebony haired one's mouth as the two eyed each other. The walls had two parallel windows stamped next to each other made the two stand out. The peculiar duo were currently back at some base an old friend offered them.  They were accompanied by Kuzuryu, Tsumiki, Mioda, Sonia  and Owari. They were ordered to stay here for a few weeks to "stay out of trouble". The quintet were often focused on something other than their primary target, which ended up with them getting close to capture. The person that they were working with had strong connection with the person that let them use this shelter. In a way this was a reward for their "hard work", according to Komaeda. Their team consisted of Tsumiki as the Medic with Incredible Knife Throwing Skills, Kuzuryu as "The Driver", Kamukura as the Sassy Strategist and #girlboss, Owari being offense, Komaeda and Sonia being reinforcements, and Mioda being the distraction. Sometimes Kamukura would have to play multiple roles, depending on who the group was going up against

The group did not take many things seriously, which did genuinely surprise Kamukura. They thought that  their teammates would at least take their occupation somewhat seriouy. That statement was just another reason why Kamukura should quit their team. Maybe find a new one. He honestly couldn't stand them. Tsumiki was just a little too hard to be around, Kuzuryu kept going on about his old occupation and how he was "going to get revenge for his little sister", Owari and Ibuki were too loud, Sonia was awkward to be around and Komaeda was stupid, clingy, and annoying. Kamukura desperately tried to stay as far away from them all as possible. Too bad that Komaeda found him. "So~ What're you doing this fine afternoon?" Komaeda was smiling ear-to-ear. 

"I *was* minding my own business." 

"Haha.. so cold. Even when partners." 

"Haha." Kamukura replied.

The two homosexuals stared at each other for so long. Then they kissed, the end.