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How to be a straight man

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I will be teaching you all how to be a straight man in this book. Learn and listen on how to be a straight male. THIS BOOK IS A JOKE.

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Number one: How you speak

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by totallyastraight

by totallyastraight

                                    
                                              When you are talking to a lady use a very firm voice! Very firm to let her know who's boss! She is underneath you and you are above her! So treat her like she is! A bitch!
                          -Dylan
                          (Ps: This is all a joke, I'm not straight at all, he is just a character. Anything he says, I do not believe in!)