Uzui x zenitsu HAITUS

Info abt series ⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️

Hi lazy bitches
On today's menu we got a
New uzuzen story coming right up for ya
They are literally my fav ship, I'm such a fucking simp for that ship lol 😭🖐

So in this au
the gramps dude,and tanjiros master are retired.
(and if you watch the anime you'll know shinobu's big sis is 💀, like she 6ft under my friends)
Anyways in this au the hashira who died in the anime and the manga aren't dead anymore bcs we don't fuck with that lame dead shit 😐
Anyways here are the ships:
Uzui x zenitsu 💅
Giyu x shinobu
Sanemi x inosuke (random asf,ik but bare with me here😭)
Obanai x muichiro
Kyojuro x tanjiro
As for mitsuri I picked that tall dude with the balls, ik that sound weird as fuck but I forgot his name so let me go google it rly quick...
Ok I googled it and his name is gyomei.
I know that is literally a shit ship but I'm trying to even things out here, so again, bare with me bitches.
Now , everyone is over 18 and nobody's 6 ft under (yet)

So these are the ages So I don't get fucking attacked for the age differences in the real manga or whatever 🤡:
Zenitsu is 21
Uzui is 23
Giyu is 22 and so is shinobu
Sanemi is 25 😭
And muichiro is 22
Obanai is 24
mitsuri is 23
Tanjiro and inosuke are both 21 as well btw
And kyojuro is 24 and last of all of these fuckers gyomei is 26

Omg that took so long I was abt to pass out
But a bitch prevailed 💅
Anyways this au is kinda crazy so keep up 😂
Basically in this au as I said everyone listed here is a hashira it's the same master bcs all the dumb shit the author did where he\she just went all "imma kill all these bitches" mode ain't happening here, end of story.

So like it all starts off when tanjiro and his squad pull up bcs they finna be hashira 😎
And after the old guys retire and shinobu's sis went bye-bye 🖐 the master decided they were too low on members and added the squad to become the next hashira.😏

Thereforeeeeereee,
zenitsu is the new lightning pillar,inosuke is the beast pillar, (sounds weird as fuck, ik) and tanjiro is the whatever the fuck his breathing technique is pillar🙄

You guys will learn more abt their backstorys I made for them in this au as the series goes on so stay tuned for that.

Also this au is gonna have a lot tea in it and shit but that's for later bcs I don't wanna spoil.

There will also be other characters introduced throughout the story as it goes on, ofc these aren't the only characters bcs that would be fucking lame 😒
Imma put the warnings now so I don't get attacked or sum, bcs I don't wanna deal with nobody's shit so here they are:
Lemon/lime
Strong language (I cuss a lot as you can tell, but y'all gonna have to deal with that🤷‍♀️)
Mention of abuse and everything along those lines

I think that's all, if there's and other thing I have to warn abt I'll add it in when it happens ☺️

That's all I have to say bcs this is getting long and ik y'all probably just wanna read the damn story already so yeah
Hope y'all enjoy and have fun and all that shit you horny fucks 🙄💖
Luv you
- the lazy bitch who wrote this
(P.s y'all pls don't hate on this in any way, I will straight up ignore you 🙄 and if you don't like it go away
For the ppl who like it and want more, or just have ideas tell me them so I can hopefully use them in a series or sum.
and thanks for reading this lame shit🖐
Toodles 😁)