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I haven't even started on the new chapter, but not the point.
Have some of my ✨head canons✨1. Dream has a very high pitched kitten sneeze that happens at the worst times, manz will be in the middle of a fight and boom. Sneeze.
2. Ranboo is very clumsy from his height, which makes him embarrassing
3. Niki loves reading history books, her and techno would bond about it when she'd visit Wilbur.
4. Wilbur is scared of the dark.
5. Dream has real bad insomia, sapnap is the only one that knows and helps to the best of his ability.
6. Dream is so manipulative because he picked it up from his parents
7. Puffy favors Tommy because he reminds her of dream when he was little
8. Dream a God, and far from human
9. Dream wasn't actually born, instead, he was formed from clay when one of the gods had a dream about a skilled hunter who could shape shift but he became to uncontrollable so they made the dreamsmp to keep him entertained.
10. Dream doesn't remember how he was created, all he remembers is when he was around 5-6 he found his "parents"
11. Dream ran away from his parents, that's how he found puffy.
12. (More of a headcannon for a future dreamnoblade book) Techno calls dream Aphrodite, and before they go into battle techno would say "good luck, my princess"
13. Tubbo is the reigning dodgeball champion of the smp
14. Schlatt has snorted protein powder, and he liked it
15. Ranboo has scars on his chest from where tubbo cried into his shirt when he found out Tommy died.
16. Wilbur taught Tommy to drive in the camervan
17. Dream is very flexible, it's as if his spine is nonexistent..... Yet he can't do a cartwheel, he's tried
18. Dream can not cook for the life of him.
19. Techno has tried to help dream learn to ball dance multiple times, yet dream always fails
20. Dream can walk in heels like really REALLY well, and he doesn't know why.
Have headcannons my children.
I swear I'm working now 👁
-kaolin

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