dormer wake the fuck up

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Everyone was downstairs getting ready to eat breakfast. Everyone, except Dormer. The hardest sleeper in existence.

"Janey, could you go wake up Dormer." Seymour asked. "I can't. It's impossible." she answered as she put her bacon on Ed's plate.

"Watch and learn." Roy said as he stretched his arms in front of him. "Wait you don't like bacon." he asked Janey. "No." she answered.

"You're not American."

"None of us are."

"Oh yeah."

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They walked into the room Janey and Dormer shared and saw her sprawled out on her bed. Roy walked over to the bookshelf and grabbed one of Janey's "Harry Potter" books. He opened it and walked over to Dormer.

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"WHAT THE HELL ROY?!?!?" they heard from downstairs. "Well that's not good." Blount said as she walked upstairs. Only to find Dormer slapping Roy in the face and him and Janey laughing.

"What Happened?" Blount asked.

"Roy slammed a book in her face and she slapped him." Janey answered chuckling.

"O H"

"I'LL BURY YOU AND DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE YOU SON OF A BITCH." Dormer yelled at him.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOM?" he asked noticing his mom was there.

"I meant your dad."

"Oh. It's fine then."

"You know, you two are a lot like siblings." Blount told them. She was right. They fought like siblings all the time.

"No." they both said as they walked out the door and went downstairs.

"Yeah they are." Janey said once they left the room.


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