bess: whats the magic word?
mezza: b i t c h
bess: close enough
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barnaby: *looks at mary* she could kill me
barnaby: *blushes* and id let her
dormer and roy and ed: what the fu-
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mary: HEY ANNE LOOK AT ME
mary: B I T C H
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dormer: YOU SON OF A BITCH
roy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOM?!?!?
dormer: i meant your dad
roy: oh.....its fine then carry on-
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ed,janey, barnaby: literally destroying the house*
valois:
valois: t h i s i s f i n e
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ed: HELP! VALOIS IS CHOKING! I NEED TO CALL 911, BUT THE 9 BUTTON ISN'T WORKING!
janey: TURN IT UPSAID DOWN AND USETHE 6!
ed: GENIUS!
valois: *stops choking* what the fuck
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dormer: *puts a hand on roys head* i found this one in the trash
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mary barging into bessies room with ed behind her: YOU TWO ARE BANGING
*bess and dudley are literally on opposite sides of the bed*
bess: well why didnt you tell me robbie? i wouldve put my book down
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because i think im funny :)
YOU ARE READING
six the kids stuffs
Fanfictioni.........i dont know what part of me thought this was a good idea-
