Sober Streams

"Whisker's"

(Stfu idk how to draw bottles >:'( also warning/Tw's Drinking adult jokes  and knifes cursing and furrys  :)  also requests for oneshot ships are open♡)
Dinos POV (3rd person)-
I'm setting up for a party at the moment, to celebrate the friendship of the socksfor1 crew.
I set the table and put up party posters that say Happy friendship with the word birthday crossed out and replaced with Friendship
Dino also puts streamers everywhere and he set up the snack table with
"Laff loafs, Doritos, and doughnuts and lots more sweets"
"This is gonna be the best party"
Dino says to himself with a little tail wag
(lmao closeted furry's am i right)
The house was finally set time to ring these lil shits up finally
"The phone rang"
He called someone with the name of Furry on his phone suddenly Woolfster picked up and said,

"Yes Furr-"

He was cut off

"SHUT UPPPP And come to my party I'll text you my address okay furry"

Woolfster responded
"I- okay what's the party for btw?"

"... a surprise"

"He then hung up"
Hah now to call up the rest-

(If you expect me to make a convo with the rest you thought wrong take the L)

Dino of course was excited to see his friends especially Woolfster, mostly because he was bring drinks but other then that he loves to call them a furry because of their character (hah even tho he knew dam well he was a closted furry 🙄 but uhh lets continue)

Woolfsters POV:
I burst through the door with whiskey and other drinks like Rum Champaign and red wine and other,
"WHERE GETTING LIT TONIGHT I BROUGHT SO MUCH DRINKS AND IM NOT EVEN AT A DRINKING AGE WOOOOOOO"

"I don't know if I'm supposed to be happy or concerned of how you got the drinks but...YAY WE GETTING FUCKING LITTTY"
Dino shouted

"Litty? Tf dino shut yo old ass up you sound stupid"
The furry said

"Daym that hurt :("
Poor Fur baby

Socks then burst throught the door
(That poor door 😔 F in the chat for door F.)
"WASSSS POPPINNN! OOOH WHISKETTY"
Socks snatched the whiskey

"HEYOO WAIT TILL EVERYONES HERE"
Woolfster said

"Can yall be quite I'm trying to eat laff loads in peace 🙄"
Blaza said stuffing his face with loads of laff loafs

"I- when did you come in"
Dino said

"Magic."
Said Socks

A few minutes pass and everyone's here except for the fake unemployed doctor if you dont know that's fatmemegod aka meme aka man who married a cow aka socks ex aka cookie monster I can on and on.

"Where is heeeee"
Socks groaned

"Dead."
Nadwe said

"Nadwe wtf your underaged why are you here"
Dino looked confused

"But-"
Nadwe said as he was cut off by his friend Aiden (a cool dude btw you should check out his channel will link it later-)

"I thought we where gonna play uno again :("
Aiden said cutting off the small baby child

"Awww okay"
Nadwe said as Aiden and him left

Finally meme showed up in a funky divorced dad oufit and shouted
"WHERES THE ALCOHOL"
He said some what hurt lol

"FINALLY NIW THE PARTY CAN STARTT"
Socks yelled throwing a Champaign bottle on the ground and it bursting spraying everyone but blaza why because hes invincible (and bc muffin isnt here 😔 why bc hes underaged to- muffins supposed to be invincible- i need to stop breaking the 4th wall-)
After rounds of drinking whiskey and other very bad drinks socks stood on a table and said these following words

"I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. MAY I GET YOUR ATTENTION-"
Now everyone had their eyes on socks
"I THINK THAT THE THREE FURRYS IN THE ROOM MEME,DINO,AND WOOLFSTER SHOULD BE IN A CAGE, WHY...because their animals duh 🙄"
Fatmemegod looked around and dipped for his life taking rum with him (lol this is me one day)
Woolfster stood there and said 4 words-
"Thats a weird kink."
Dini looked at him in disbelief with no words and then they where put in a cage surprise Laff then threw peanuts at em
"Filthy animals-"
(Lmao I love Laffs character rn)
"This.is.hell"
Dino said because hes like the only respocible one here and isnt intoxicated -not drunk-
"Hey do you wanna do what any dog would do trapped in a cage and bark? Or we can sniff each other butt"
They said laughing
Dino looked at them for 3 seconds
"Let me out. Please"
He said almost about to cry
Oompa was chilling telling story's about his big boy Jim-nuts (aka his big kitchen pp)
Woolfster staired at dino for a large amount of time mumbling words,
Dino just sat there uncomfy as shit
(Mom can you pick me up I'm scared-)
Dino then looked back at Woolfster and said
"You need something mate-"
Woolfster quickly responded yeah then he...

(HAH ITS A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER GET DUNKED ON)
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