"AAAAAAAHHH, BAD WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MAN!?!" A Texan shouts as he runs through the nether, thankful that because of his once adult friend's insistence to play Manhunt caused him a slight advantage.
"lANgUAgE!! And I'm in a nether fortress!"
"HOW LONG AM I GONNA BE BAIT!?"
"FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES!"
"THIS IS BULLSHIT-"
"LANGUAGE!"
BBH sighs and searches through another chest he found. No blaze spawners have turned up yet.
How unfortunate.
He gets up and speed walks through another mob infested hallway. Meanwhile, Sapnap is obviously having the time of his life being chased by two sadistic, child versions of the godlike Team Chaos.
"YOU WANT SOME GOLD TECHNO!!?!?! I GOT GOLD!!" Sapnap yells, mostly just for his own entertainment. He glances behind himself, seeing that no one is there and turning back around.
Only to almost face plant as his heart freezes. "Gold?" Techno, somehow in front of him, holds out his hands. It would be a cute sight if only he wasn't worried about dying.
Scrambling to search through his inventory, he fails to notice the sound of tiny, fast-paced footsteps. But hearing the whoosh of an axe alerted him and he was able to dodge it.
However, the blade sunk into his shoulder and it was ripped out ruthlessly. Sharp shards of bone scatter across the red ground, the noise of them clattering to the ground drowned out by Sapnap's scream of agony.
"TOMMY COME GET YO DOGS!"
"They don't bite-"
"YES THEY DO-"
Sapnap's yell is cut off by a sword going through his knee and an axe cleanly cutting his head in half.
Sapnap was slain by DreamwasTaken
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A Terrible Pair (Updates Sparse)
FanficWhat happens when Dream and Technoblade are accidentally hit with a De-Aging Potion while playing manhunt involving the whole server. Well, much more pettiness and childish actions, naturally. Maybe some sadistic tendencies come through. Maybe Tommy...
