Straight Up Hustler (REDOING)

Chapter Five

"Whoever you are, I'ma find you and when I do I'm gonna cut your legs off then you can't ride no more bikes! Unless you pedal with your hands! Sucka!" -Alex Gaskarth

Chapter Five: I Really Need to Buy a Car

I woke up and yawned. I tried sitting up, only to be crushed by a gigantic weight. I looked down and saw Jack snuggling against my boobs. Well this is awkward. I tried to move again only for Jack to move his head further onto me.

I seriously doubt he's actually sleeping.

"Jack!" I hissed, trying to shove his head off of me. 

I'm seriously scared he's going to lick me.

"Jack!" I shouted, trying to wake him up.

Luna walked out of the kitchen, phone in hand, and her mouth dropped open at the sight. Then she started laughing, hysterically. Rian came out of the kitchen as well only to start laughing along with Luna.

"It's not funny!" I whined, continuing to try and push his head off my chest. Suddenly I saw a flash and I spun my head around to glare at Luna.

"Going on my snapchat story!" She smirked.

I sighed before slapping Jack in the face, which was actually kinda hard considering he was much closer than I'd like him to be at the moment. 

I kinda had to t-rex slap him. Which wasn't hard, I mean I already had short limbs. Jack finally looked up at me with wide innocent eyes.

"Don't pull the innocent act, you totally knew what you were doing!" I yelled, shoving him on the floor.

"That's not usually the reaction I get when a girl tells me that I know what I'm doing." He muttered. 

I hit him in the face with a pillow and stalked off to the kitchen.

"Jeez what crawled up her butt?" I heard Jack ask.

"She despises mornings." Luna replied shrugging. 

I came back out of my room finally dressed. I had on Rolling Stones t-shirt and some grey skinny jeans. 

"Now you look like a rocker." Jack commented grinning.

I rolled my eyes before noticing something.

"Rian, you spent the night?" I asked, raising my eyebrows.

"We fell asleep watching Sweeney Todd." He admitted.

"You mean you fell asleep watching Sweeney Todd, then you kept me up with your snoring." Luna said pointedly.

"Everything keeps you up." I pointed out.

"True." Luna replied shrugging.

I got up to put a chocolate chip waffle in the toaster and grabbed some orange juice.

"Do you guys have any coffee?" Jack whined.

"We don't drink coffee." Luna and I said simultaneously.

Rian and Jack frowned before asking for sodas.

I handed them both cokes and ate my waffle in peace.

"At least I don't sleep through everything." Luna said, pointing at me.

Rian laughed.

"It's not my fault." I muttered.

"Did you know she once slept through an earthquake?" Luna exclaimed.

Rian and Jack's eyes widened tremendously.