Incorrect quotes pt.2🥸

2.5K 66 317
                                    

Due to popular demand....I made a part two!!!!
This is too fun hehe

Have a TigerBomb

Have a TigerBomb

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

____________

Shadowsan: I cannot believe we are stuck in this room together
Zack, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate
Shadowsan:
Zack:
Zack: Soooo....will ya teach me some ninja moves?

____________

Tigress: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee
Mime Bomb, miming: If you were my wife, I'd drink it

____________

Carmen, walking into a room looking like a mess: sorry I'm late, I was doing.....stuff
Gray, coming in after with a smirk: Hi, I'm stuff

____________

Chief: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Devineaux: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Chief: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

____________

Zack: *kicking down the door looking panicked*
Ivy: What did you do?
Zack: nobody died
Ivy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT??

____________

Carmen: Truth or dare?
Player: Truth
Carmen: How many hours have you slept this week?
Player:
Player: Dare.
Carmen: Go to bed
Player: I don't like this game

____________

Carmen: Three words, Gray. Say them, and I'm yours.
Gray: three words.
Carmen: ....

____________

Jean Paul: come on, I wasn't THAT drunk
Gray: You were flirting with Antonio
Jean: So what? Hes my boyfriend.
Gray: You asked if he was single...
Sheena: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

____________

Blacksheep: How petty can you get?
Sheena: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

____________

*Team Red, at a restaurant*

Carmen: Can you grab us a table, Zack?
Zack: Sure!
[moments later]
Zack, running out with a table: Quick, start the car!
Ivy: what the-

____________

Gray: Is something burning?
Carmen: Just my love for you. 😃
Gray: Babe, the toaster is on fire.

Redcrackle Oneshots | Carmen Sandiego Where stories live. Discover now