Niall: What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?
Everyone: CLIFF!
Niall: Cliff.. yess.
Louis: WE SAID DONT SAY
ANYTHING IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, SCROUGE!
Zayn: Why did the doughnut seller retire?
Louis: I don't know.. why did the doughnut seller retire Zayn?
Zayn: He was sick of the hole business..
Louis: hahahah
Zayn: What do you get if you eat all the
christmas decorations?
Harry: Uh.. tinstleitis!
Louis: WE AGREED! HARRY IS BY FAR THE MOST SCROUGIEST AND CRINGIEST!
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth?
Random: WATER, AIR.
Liam: GERBILS!!
Random: H2O.. is that right?
Zayn: YES.
Liam: I swore it was Gerbils!
Louis: I WANT YOUR BRAIN!
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden?
Everyone: ...
Harry: Take me to your weeder..
Everyone: ........ ahaha? ...
