I met him at midnight...

Chapter 2

Daz was drunk so I stole my friends car and carried him out the tub so he had no clothes on in the car and we skrrt skrrt back to my house. I put him in the tub in my bathroom and took off my clothes and crawled to him like a cat. And he was woke up and was like " oh, hey there ;)"... I took off my clothes, we started making out. As I felt our tongues pressed together I knew he was meant for me. Even though he was 11 years older than me. I could feel it. A moan came out of him as soon as my tongue went down his chest.
We heard the doorbell ring, I didn't know who it was. I got dressed quickly and left Daz behind, I told him to stay there. I opened the door to see my family had came to visit me. All my 17 siblings + my parents. I had no idea that they were coming. They were so shocked that I live in such a big house. My youngest sister had to go to the washroom so then I said " yea there is one upstairs." And she said" why can't I just go to the one behind you." I heard daz's moan as he was probably fantasizing about me.

I hoped that no one else heard that, then my mom said "hunny I think there's someone in your bathroom." She goes to open the door and daz says in a sexy deep voice "wanna join m'lady?" Mom told me she was surprised that I'd brought home a 30 year old chubby twat. "That's so rude mom" I said "sorry" she said, I whispered "he's a famous YouTuber" she was amazed she whispered back " go propose right now, so I did and we got married in a big church with a giant cake which daz ended up eating half of it. Then we had 18 children just like my parents. To be continued...