"So, are you going to explain yourself?" Alex yells
I give him a death stare and he cowers back.
"We heard a loud bang coming from the garage, which I still don't know was, and we went to check it out..." I shrug and Joey sits next to me and wraps his arm around my shoulder.
"Yes but why did you point a gun at us, and shout, 'Hands up and drop what the fuck your doing'?" Adam asks
"I don't-" I start
"Karma has a target on her head for 100 million dollars!" Joey blurts out
"JOEY!" I shout
"What? You had to tell them at some point!" He whines
"Mi novio todo el mundo (My boyfriend everybody)" I mutter under my breath
"Seriously!" Eli asks
"What?" I question
"Why didn't you fucking tell us about the target?" Cameron finishes Eli's question before him
"Because, I didn't think it would be a big deal," I say nonchalantly
"How do you even fucking know?" Ashton asks
"I trust my sources." I shrug
"Who are they little bug?" Mateo says from the back
"It's private information," I reply
"Are you guys gonna tell us why my mom and dad are here?" Joey asks
"The rung me and asked if they could stay at ours because their toilet was blocked, but now it seems as though they are going to have to stay a bit longer than one night," Ace says
"Fair enough, but why didn't you fucking tell me?" I question
"Language," Danny shouts
"You didn't need to know, and for your information, they loud bang was Eli, he was testing whether or not you could smash that car of yours," Arlo laughs
"Really Elijah?" I yell
"No?" He replies with a question
"Whatever, I'm sure you two have some questions so fire away." I say, motioning towards Melissa and Daniel
"Why did you have a gun?" Melissa asks, I feel Joey tense up from underneath me so I put my hand on his thigh and he immediately relaxed.
"Uhm so-" I begin
"She is just joking, we know you're in the Spanish-American mafia," Danny laughs
"W-what?" Joey asks
"We we're your parent's right hands," Melissa adds
"WHAT THE FUCK!" I shout, standing up
"Yeah," Danny shrugs
"You kept this from me?" Joey stands
"Well yes, but only because we didn't want you to live the same way we did, in constant fear of being killed," Melissa explains
"Well shit, I'm too sober for this," I laugh, pouring myself another scotch
"Well, except for the fact that you know we are in the mafia, is there anything else you know?" Joey asks, finishing off his drink
"Nope, that's what we want to ask you, what do you do?" Danny asks
"We're assassins," I say
"WHAT!" Melissa yells
"Wait- Hang on- Why aren't you gilipollas (dickheads) surprised?" I ask
"We already knew," Alex shrugs
"WHAT!" I boom
"We told them not to tell you pumpkin," Danny coos
"We're the Reaper and El Diablo," Joey says,
"HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE THE BEST FUCKING ASSASSINS SINCE... FOREVER!" Danny yells
"YOU JUST SWORE!" Melissa scolds
"Sorry, but, huh?" Daniel asks
"Yup," I say popping the p (such a cliche wattpad line)
"Well, goodnight peoples," I yawn, trying to walk out of the door
"Wait." Ace instructs
"Yes Ace?" I coo
"Show Melissa and Daniel to their rooms, and Raven?" He says
"Yes?"
"Joey isn't staying in your room." He answers
"What. The. Fuck. Of course I am!" Joey yells
"No, you aren't," Alex mocks, coming closer to Joey
"You take one more step forwards, and I will cut off your dick and make you eat it," I sneer
Alex gives me a look and then steps back.
"Adios putas (Bye whores)!" I say, dragging Joey out with Melissa and Danny following close behind.
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