Fifty Shades of Elvis

Chapter 1

It was a usual day for Elvis. He woke up, took a shower, put on clothes, and did anything else a normal man would do to prepare for a rough day at work. He walked out the door with his briefcase, and went to work. On his walk to work, he saw the most handsome man ever. His lucious hair flowing though the wind, his eyes though. Everything about him was perfect. Elvis approached him nervously. Elvis tripped on his way to talk to the man. "Why, hello there," the man said. "Um..Well....Hi," studdered Elvis. "My name's Charlie," said the man. "Hello. I'm Elvis," said Elvis. "So, what do you need me for?" said Charlie. "Please don't say anything gay. Please don't say anything gay," thought Elvis to himself. "YOU'RE BIG FAT BEAUTIFUL COCK!" exclaimed Elvis. "Um...Well....." said Charlie. Charlie then ran off as his hair flowed in the wind. Elvis then sighed. "I will never meet a man again so perfect," said Elvis. Elvis went to his boring job at the office. All that was on his mind that day was Charlie. Charlie was Elvis' true love, but Charlie didn't know what to say. It was so sudden. They had only known eachother for around 30 seconds. Elvis decided to tell the manager about what happened today. "Um. Hello Senor Dikbutt, may I come in?" said Elvis. "Sure. What do you need? Make it quick," said Senor Dikbutt. "Well, I had a rough day. You see, on my way to this job, I saw a man. He was like none other. He was perfect. I accidently told him something awkward, and he ran off. Could I please have the day off?" said Elvis. "Agh. Fine," said Senor Dikbutt. Elvis then went home. He decided he'd just use his phone until he went to sleep. While Elvis was playing Flappy Bird, He got a text from an "Unknown ID". The text read: "Hey Elvis. It's Charlie. I'm gonna give you another chance. Meet up with me Tommorow, at 15:00 at the Mall, and we can chat. Alright?". After Elvis read that text, he freaked out! He was getting a second chance with his true love! This was amazing! The next day, Elvis jumped out of bed, well rested. He put on his best outfit, and started texting Charlie. After texting for a while, it was 14:00. He walked to the mall, and saw Charlie. "Hi Charlie. You look so beautiful in this sunlight. It really illuminates your eyes," said Elvis. "Thanks Elvis," said Charlie. They then held hands as they skipped into the mall happily.