Fifty Shades of Elvis

Chapter 3 (Part 1)

Elvis woke up, hoping to meet with Charlie again. He was dismayed by a text he wrote last night. The text read: "Hi bae! I'm sorry but I am currently in Canada for a job interview. Don't worry though, the job will be here in Virginia. Sorry - Charlie". Elvis then sighed. He decided to go to work. It was somewhat normal, until Elvis heard a loud smash through the window. It was Colin, once again naked, yelling "FUCK YOU COPS! I ONLY MURDERED THAT BITCH BECAUSE SHE SAID MY DICK WAS TINY!". Colin was then thrown out the window by the cops. Elvis decided he'd meet up with his old friend, John, after work and tell him about his newly found love. Once work was over, he did just that. "I always knew you'd turn up to be gay. Congrats," said John. "Thanks," said Elvis. "No problem," said John. After that, Elvis decided to eat out. It would possibly get his mind off Charlie. Once he sat down, He saw a familiar car pull up into the parking lot. Once the driver got out, Elvis realized it was Charlie. They both ran to eachother. Right when they met in the middle, they kissed eachother, full on the lips. Bystanders were confused, yet ignored it, and continued there meal. Elvis and Charlie then ordered tacos, and they sat at a Couple Table. As they ate there tacos, things went pretty much like the previous date, except there was no naked Colin yelling at Muslim Dildos, or any Anna's that thought they were Kiwii's. They then went home, together. As they entered the house, together, they went straight to the bed.