MHA One-Shots

Jiro Saves the Day

     Jiro and Momo were just casually strolling down the sidewalk, shopping bags in arm, talking and having a good time. It was Saturday, meaning they had time for a break from training. So they decided to go shopping at the plaza.

     As they talked and laughed, Jiro caught sight of something quite disturbing out of the corner of her eye. It was Ochaco. She was backed into a wall, with a terrified expression on her face. 

     A villain? Jiro thought to herself. But as she and Momo neared the end of the shop, what they saw might've been even worse.

     It was Mineta.

     Not only was it Mineta, it was Mineta trying to lift Ochaco's skirt up. This really pissed Jiro off. She was so sick and tired of Mineta's crap. She handed Momo her cup of boba and stormed over to Mineta.

     "Hey, get away from her, you sick pervert!!" Jiro yelled angrily. Mineta jumped backwards in shock, and when he was it was Jiro, he smirked.

     "Or what?" He said mischievously. Jiro raised her eyebrows.

     "Or I'll kick you in your non-existent balls," She said firmly. Mineta's smirk faltered, but he kept a strong front.

     "Oh, really?" He challenged. "I don't think you wo-"

     But before Mineta could finish his sentence, he was hunched over in pain, clutching his crotch. Jiro smirked and slapped Mineta across the face.

     "Told you I would. Now go, before I do it again."

     So Mineta scurried off like the little rat he is, and Jiro put a hand on Ochaco's shoulder.

     "I'm sorry that happened to you," She said with a soft smile. "You okay Ochaco?" Ochaco nodded and gave Jiro a grateful smile.

     "Thanks so much, Jiro," She replied. "I don't know what I'd do without you."

     Jiro nodded. "It really sucks that this is something we are constantly prepared for," She said as the two of them started walking back over to Momo.

     "Yeah..." Ochaco started. She sighed. "It kinda ruined my whole day." Jiro was silent for a moment, then she had a fantastic idea.

     "Hey, would you maybe want to go shopping with me and Momo today?" She asked. Momo smiled at Ochaco encouragingly.

     Ochaco gave them a hesitant look. "I don't know... I don't have any money to buy things with..."

     Momo laughed shortly. "Don't worry about it," She said kindly. "It's all on me." Ochaco's eyes lit up.

     "You sure?" Momo nodded. "Okay then..." Ochaco took a deep breath. "Sure!"

     And so the three of them spent the rest of the day talking, laughing, and shopping, all while Mineta was crying over his bruised balls in the ER.