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Just now.Ayato Sakamaki: im changing my nickname to "yours truly"
Reiji Sakamaki: Stop being stupid, Ayato.
Ayato Sakamaki: psh, not like i care tableware otaku!!! >:(
Laito Sakamaki: Ayato when did u learn how to use that, how do you do that even?!?
Ayato Sakamaki: hah its right in the keyboard below your screen
Kanato Sakamaki: This proves that Ayato is a nerd. Right, teddy?
Ayato Sakamaki: shut up. wheres yui?
Laito Sakamaki: Oh? That bitch? She's not online it seems.
Shuu Sakamaki: I'm listening to "Sledgehammer".
Subaru Sakamaki : people keep shipping me with a fucking wall!! i only punched it once dammit
Ayato Sakamaki : well that happened in shingeki no kyojin where that one girl who ate a potato at the start of the show caught everyones attention for some reason lol
Subaru Sakamaki: So.. what?Kanato Sakamaki: You are now a victim Subaru.
Subaru Sakamaki: Dammit.
Subaru Sakamaki logged off.
Ayato Sakamaki: he should ask yui to log in so i could tease her
Reiji Sakamaki: Your behavior is is not needed online Ayato. Log out.
Ayato Sakamaki: like hell i would. suck my **** tableware otaku!!!
Reiji Sakamaki: Tch. Like you even have one. Dumbass.
Reiji Sakamaki logged off.
Laito Sakamaki: You just got burned Ayato!! Haha
Shuu Sakamaki: Would you guys shut up? The notifications is too loud, it keeps interrupting the music.
Laito Sakamaki: Let's just hear it Shuu.
Shuu Sakamaki: Fine. Its called Sledgehammer.
Laito Sakamaki: Oh? That one you mentioned earlier, it was like, 5 minutes ago, have you been-
Shuu Sakamaki: Yes. I like it. Anyway, here it is. I'm gonna sing.
If you could take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammer
If you could feel my heart beat now
It would hit you like a sledgehammerAyato Sakamaki: that lyrics is pretty good actually
Shuu Sakamaki: Shut up.
You're taken over the beat of my body
You just don't let up, don't let up
You're taken over the beat of my body
But you lift me up, lift me up
If you take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammerLaito Sakamaki: Cool, you can stop now.
Shuu Sakamaki: If you could take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammer
If you could feel my heart beat now
It would hit you like a sledgehammerI don't admit it
I play it cool
But every minute
That I'm with youI feel the fever and I won't lie
I break a sweat
My body's telling
All the secrets I ain't told you yetOh oh
I struggle to contain
Whoa oh
The love that's in my veins
Oh oh
And how it circulates
Oh ohIf you could take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammer
If you could feel my heart beat now
It would hit you like a sledgehammerYou're taken over the beat of my body
You just don't let up, don't let up
You're taken over the beat of my body
But you lift me up, lift me up
If you take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammerSo close together
So far apart
You're turning me on
And my fire's waitin' for your sparkOh oh
I struggle to contain
Whoa oh
The love that's in my veins
Oh oh
And how it circulates
Oh ohIf you could take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammer
If you could feel my heart beat now
It would hit you like a sledgehammerLaito Sakamaki: OMG SHUU STOP
Kanato Sakamaki has logged off.
Shuu Sakamaki: The truth is out
No stopping now
I'm getting closer
I've had enough
Undress my love
I'm coming overIf you take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammer, oh
And if you take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammer, hammer, ohIf you take my pulse
If you could take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammer
If you could feel my heart beat now
It would hit you like a sledgehammerLaito Sakamaki: OH MY GERD FUCJKING STAHP DAMMIT SHUU
Ayato Sakamaki: whatever, gonna drink yui.. ('s blood)
Ayato Sakamaki has logged off.
Shuu Sakamaki: You're taken over the beat of my body
You just don't let up, don't let up
You're taken over the beat of my body
But you lift me up, lift me up
If you take my pulse right now
It would feel just like a sledgehammerLaito Sakamaki: DAMMIT SHUU IM GOING TO FUCKJING KILL YOU GET YOUR ASS UP HERE AAHAHHHH
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Just now.Yui Komori: Hello? Are anyone of you there? Wait.. did I add them already?
Yui Komori updated her status,
" My neck up to my chest hurts from Ayato biting and kissing me over and over. " #iwannagohome
3 likes.Ayato Sakamaki commented, " no you wont haha "
6 likes.Reiji Sakamaki commented, " Ayato, did you just like your own comment? "
Ayato Sakamaki commented, " deal with it jackass. "
Subaru Sakamaki commented, " Shut up I've been in worse situations. "
Yui Komori commented, " Stop fighting.. "
1 like.Ayato Sakamaki commented, " no way flat-chested pancake, drink your blood later. cook me some takoyaki for the meantime. lolz "
Yui Komori commented, " You're so scary... Ayato.. "
1 like.Ayato Sakamaki commented, " i am always scary you little fuck. "
Yui Komori commented, " .... "
1 like.Reiji Sakamaki commented, " Seriously Ayato, you keep on liking Yui's comments. "
Yui Komori commented, " Thank you Reiji for saving me back there. "
1 like.Ayato Sakamaki commented, " i didnt like that reiji the tableware otaku did "
Reiji Sakamaki commented, " Ayato, shut the fuck up. Yui, stop thanking me for no good reason. Log out, its past 10pm already. Or else both of you are punished. LOG THE FUCK OUT. "
Yui Komori logged out.
Ayato Sakamaki left the following message, " jackass. "
Ayato Sakamaki logged out.
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