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shït x reader ( x sheeran?)

Sonstiges

you find shit on the road and you instantly feel yourself falling in love... PLSS THIS IS A JOKE IF YOU COULDNT TELL

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the kiss (1/2)

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by n0_askers_

by n0_askers_

                                    
                                              <|-part one-|>
                                    you couldnt hold back anymore. you were on top of it, staring down at its amazing glory, taking it all in. it even smelled beautifully. you kissed it. it felt so nice on your lips. you were in the moment, until your phone rang again.
                          *insert ringtone here*
(patricia)-<Y/N> WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU????
(you)-ugh calm down patricia! im not even going anyways.
(patricia)-WHAT-?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE NOT COMING??? ISTG <Y/N> IF YOURE DITCHING US AGAIN I AM GOING TO SCREAM.
(you)-i... i met someone...
(patricia)-huh? who??
(you)-its name is... shit.
(patricia)-what the fuck- youre kidding me right?!
(you)-no... i even kissed it... it felt so nice...
(patricia)-uhm... okay- youre going crazy- im just gonna go now... good luck being alone for the rest of your life.
                          they hung up. you look up as people stared at you. you quickly picked up shit and ran home. luckily your parents werent home, as they were out of town.
                          <|-part one-|>
|-warning for the next chapter-|