<|-part two-|>
|-shit kink and descriptive (maybe a bit sexual idk-) warning-|
|-this part isnt necessary to read, so please skip if youre uncomfortable-|
you laid shit down on a blanket on your bed.
"shit... you know i love you, right?"
you look at it, staring at its beautiful form. you cant stop yourself, its just too sexy... you start making out with it, your face getting covered in shit. its getting sexier every second. so sexy you start french kissing it. shit tastes so good, you cant stop.
"oh- you... taste amazing," you say inbetween kisses.
the small shit lumps are the best part. you start picking out all of the shit lumps and eating them. then you have to stop. youre stomach cant take anymore shit.
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shït x reader ( x sheeran?)
Randomyou find shit on the road and you instantly feel yourself falling in love... PLSS THIS IS A JOKE IF YOU COULDNT TELL
